4 definitions by MinecraftBfandGf
A taco baco is the act of shitting on one's chest and face and then folding their body in half. There are many ways to perform this act but the New Jersey variant is to lay on the floor with your feet against a wall and then slide your legs up it so that you are now resting on your upper back. You then swing your legs over your head and move your genitals out of the way so that the shit coming out of your ass can land on your chest. It is only a taco baco when your body folds onto itself after the act is performed. You get extra points if your spine breaks in the taco making process.
Dude man: Bro, why are you in the hospital for the sixth time this month? It's only the 18th of July.
Me: I was performing a Taco Baco
Dude man: Ah, that's understandable
Me: I was performing a Taco Baco
Dude man: Ah, that's understandable
by MinecraftBfandGf September 29, 2019
A nigga ass italian fleshlight is just what it sounds like. First, you microwave two hot pockets for two and a half minutes and then you take a shit into one of them. You then give the other one to your homie/victim. Then, once he needs to shit, you strap him down and shove the other poopy hot pocket into his ass. You then, use that poopy hot pocket while it's inside of him, as a fleshlight. Thus, you have completed the "nigga ass italian fleshlight" maneuver.
Toni: Heyyy! I'm walking hereee
Me: Sorry, Toni, enjoy this hot pocket to make up for what I did
Toni: Thanks, pal
Me: *commits rest of war crime Nigga Ass Italian Fleshlight in gamer mode style*
Me: Sorry, Toni, enjoy this hot pocket to make up for what I did
Toni: Thanks, pal
Me: *commits rest of war crime Nigga Ass Italian Fleshlight in gamer mode style*
by MinecraftBfandGf September 29, 2019
When your homie puts your Subway Footlong into his buttewy boyhowe and then feeds it to you by tricking you into thinking it's still good. You are a troglodyte and don't realize it was just up his buttewy boyhowe
John: Brooooooooo, this sandwitch is for youuuu
Me: Delicious, thank you, baby girl
Jesus Christ himself: yo, nigga, that's a nigga ass sandwitch ass!!!!
Me: Delicious, thank you, baby girl
Jesus Christ himself: yo, nigga, that's a nigga ass sandwitch ass!!!!
by MinecraftBfandGf September 29, 2019
A man's asshole that is so delectably juicy that it releases it's own surrounding aura that's so potent that dicks can sense it from miles away. The presence of such a nice boyhole causes you to be unable to pronounce R's and L's, similar to the way that an anime girl would say the words "mister" and "little" (pwonounced "miwstew" OwO nyaa and "wittwe" UwU). This type of ass is attributed mainly to the Ram Ranch cowboy Shaun in episodes 7 and 51, of the award winning and critically acclaimed cinematic universe of Grant MacDonald's Ram Ranch.
Grant MacDonald: "Yeah Shaun's sweet buttered boyhole, getting fucked by four deep cool wild, US Marines huge hard cocks, hard as rocks, fucking and fucking and fucking Shaun, one after one after one, fucking and fucking and fucking that boy, legs in the air, huge hard 12 inch US Marine cocks, fucking and fucking and fucking that boy"
Shaun: Get that buttery boyhole, you cool US Marines!!!
US Marine number 69: " I wuv youw buttewy boyhowe, miwstew Shaun UwU"
Shaun: Get that buttery boyhole, you cool US Marines!!!
US Marine number 69: " I wuv youw buttewy boyhowe, miwstew Shaun UwU"
by MinecraftBfandGf September 29, 2019