Ass Sand 

When one has generous amounts of sand in their ass crack; often falling on to the bed as they sleep. Usually formed from not showering, ass sand is a common issue for many men with poor hygiene status'.

"Taylor, you got ass sand all over the bed."

Ass Sand by Sneisjwkkwla February 10, 2015

Ass Sand 

When one has generous amounts of sand in their ass crack; often falling on to the bed as they sleep. Usually formed from not showering, ass sand is a common issue for many men with poor hygiene status'.

"Taylor, you got ass sand all over the bed."

Ass Sand by Sneisjwkkwla February 10, 2015

peanut butter jelly and ass hole sand which 

When you put peanut butter and jelly on your shlong and anally rape a man. This term was first used in the adult swim show the boondocks.

Bob has a really juicy ass. I really wanna give him a peanut butter jelly and ass hole sand which.

peanut butter jelly and ass hole sand which by fart in my mouth baby April 5, 2015

pound sand up your ass 

A common expression in the Army during the 70's & 80's.
A phrase used by equals to tell each other off, used by superiors to shut up subordinates.
A method of dismissing a stupid person.
The only possible use when you find yourself with a stick,
a funnel, some lube and a bag of sand.
A polite way to say fuck off.

Worker: "Hey boss, why don't we shut this job done and call
it a day, I'm tired."
Boss: " How can you be tired? You haven't done a damn thing all day. Maybe you should stay home tomorrow and pound sand up your ass!"

pound sand up your ass by jsd9632 January 8, 2012

pack sand up your ass 

The term "pack sand up your ass" refers to someone being completely pissed off at someone else. They are hoping and wishing that this said person would experience the most uncomfortable, irritating, violating and very painful feeling up inside their anus cavity similar to having someone pack beach sand forcefully into their rectum.

Jeffery had taken the liberty to take Lonnie's brand new guitar out of the case and try to play it. While fimbling, fumbling and farting around with it with his greasy , dirty, little inexperienced fingers, he broke 3 of the six strings right off the guitar. When arriving home late that night, Lonnie noticed the guitar was missing from the case. Much to his surprize, Lonnie found Jeffery in his pig sty of his room with the new guitar lying in a corner on the floor with the 3 strings missing. Lonnie (now in an extreme state of rage) told Jeffery to "pack sand up your ass" and actually really meant it.

pack sand up your ass by SkipSpike666 October 21, 2017

pound sand in your ass 

A kind way of telling someone to fuck off, through insertion of sand into their anus, and pushing it down through the use of a stick, road cone, or broken broom handle.

guy 1- man this dude at the bar was being a total douch nozzle.

guy 2- so what did you do?

guy 1- I just told him to pound sand in your ass.

guy 2- hmmm.

pound sand in your ass by vansdirty hand July 10, 2010

pack sand up my ass

When one tells a story or states opinions with a series of lies that they are trying to pass off as truth.

At her speech last night, Sarah Palin did little more than try to pack sand up my ass.

pack sand up my ass by Waxbro May 3, 2016