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The best, most fantastic thing whether it be food, drink or sometimes even drugs. It is so good that nothing compares to it.
Have you been to the new Diner down on Dingleberry Street. They have this steak dinner that is good as shit.
by SkipSpike666 October 24, 2017
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It's like " go take a long walk on a short pier". It would be very hard to piss up a rope. It's also like telling someone to "fuck off" or "go get lost". A widely used term in the 50's and 60's by men who worked in factories together for extended periods of time.
Shakey was so mad at Ralph that he told him to "go piss up a rope". Ralph was so stupid that he actually obtained a large piece of rope and proceeded to urinate on it while it was held in a vertical position.
by SkipSpike666 October 21, 2017
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Gorfing is the act of farting into your hand and then quickly smelling it. Another method would be to fart and then quickly turning in it's direction to smell it. Gorfers are people who frequently gorf because they really enjoy it's aroma
Me and Billy snuck down to the auditorium to watch Mary while she was gorfing her ass off.
by SkipSpike666 October 28, 2017
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A word that is used when you can't remember the real name of an object, person, place or thing. Also known as a whatchamacallit
"Honey, where did you put my tool box" Wife answers with, "It's in the music room right next to the glinglehoffer".
by SkipSpike666 October 24, 2017
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The term "pack sand up your ass" refers to someone being completely pissed off at someone else. They are hoping and wishing that this said person would experience the most uncomfortable, irritating, violating and very painful feeling up inside their anus cavity similar to having someone pack beach sand forcefully into their rectum.
Jeffery had taken the liberty to take Lonnie's brand new guitar out of the case and try to play it. While fimbling, fumbling and farting around with it with his greasy , dirty, little inexperienced fingers, he broke 3 of the six strings right off the guitar. When arriving home late that night, Lonnie noticed the guitar was missing from the case. Much to his surprize, Lonnie found Jeffery in his pig sty of his room with the new guitar lying in a corner on the floor with the 3 strings missing. Lonnie (now in an extreme state of rage) told Jeffery to "pack sand up your ass" and actually really meant it.
by SkipSpike666 October 21, 2017
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No matter how ugly, offensive, or unappealing a person, place or thing may be, there will always be SOMEONE who likes it, finds it the opposite and wants it.
Johnny down at the used car lot just got this old car in on Saturday. It was lime green with pink and purple polka dotted seats. Fred walked up onto the lot on Monday and said to Johnny, " now Johnny! Who in tarnation will ever buy this car" Johnny smugly replied, " Now Fred! Don't you know that there is an ass for every seat"
by SkipSpike666 October 21, 2017
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Even according to players is a very old term from used in the 50's to describe any given team or single person the ability to win or lose when it comes to playing a game. It may also refer to a person in a group of friends who for whatever reason is unable to grasp the subject of the conversation. It was a polite way to say that someone was stupid.
The gang were all playing a game of cards when Billy walked up and asked who was winning. The gang replied that it was even according to players because "stupid Sam" was one of the players.
by SkipSpike666 October 24, 2017
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