Alex Rodriguez of the New York Yank-these poking his ass like a pin cushion with performance-enhancing drugs.
by New York Yank-these August 05, 2013
by YankeeHater March 15, 2007
Ass rod; n. -A curse that happens if you work in Wendy's for too long. In theory, the ass-rod starts off rubbery, growing slowly in your intestine, feeding off of discount Wendy's grease/food. As time goes on, the rod becomes longer, straighter, more rigid, until it starts poking out your asshole. Men are more likely to develop Ass Rod than Women. Ass Rod can take years to grow from pupa to rod.
Anyone suffering from Ass Rod is in a lot of pain, and will therefore be a real fucking twat towards you.
** From what I hear, it's very uncomfortable. **
Anyone suffering from Ass Rod is in a lot of pain, and will therefore be a real fucking twat towards you.
** From what I hear, it's very uncomfortable. **
by F. Johnston August 09, 2007
by beep bop boop March 01, 2004
A hot rod ass is an ass that is unexpectdly bigger than it should be on an average size girl. The hot rod ass is elevated on a females body, sits higher than usual and also protrudes out more from the body. The hot rod ass is hot because its unexpected however still very desirable and curvy. The male benefit to the hot rod ass is that the female wearing is mentally aware of it and thinks she is a 6 because of it when she is really still an 8 which in turn results in more sexual favors to the average gino. There is nothign wrogn with a hot rod ass, its quite desirable.
by johnny mangaa January 19, 2007