ass rod 

Ass rod; n. -A curse that happens if you work in Wendy's for too long. In theory, the ass-rod starts off rubbery, growing slowly in your intestine, feeding off of discount Wendy's grease/food. As time goes on, the rod becomes longer, straighter, more rigid, until it starts poking out your asshole. Men are more likely to develop Ass Rod than Women. Ass Rod can take years to grow from pupa to rod.

Anyone suffering from Ass Rod is in a lot of pain, and will therefore be a real fucking twat towards you.

** From what I hear, it's very uncomfortable. **

'Is it true Domenic has a severe case of Ass Rod?' 'No, he's just a bitch.'

ass rod by F. Johnston August 10, 2007

Ass Rod 

Alex Rodriguez of the New York Yank-these poking his ass like a pin cushion with performance-enhancing drugs.

man, I ain't like a kid anymore slapping balls over the wall. Think I need to do the Ass Rod thing.

Ass Rod by New York Yank-these September 6, 2013

ass rod 

A word derived from "ass wad" mistaken by Laur for ass wad a rod inserted into the ass.

Veriation of ass hole

They are being gay ass rods

ass rod by beep bop boop March 1, 2004

Ass-Rod 

Alex Rodriguez, "A-Rod"

Ass-Rod is a pansy and used to be Jeter's lover.

Ass-Rod by YankeeHater December 14, 2008

HOT ROD ASS 

A hot rod ass is an ass that is unexpectdly bigger than it should be on an average size girl. The hot rod ass is elevated on a females body, sits higher than usual and also protrudes out more from the body. The hot rod ass is hot because its unexpected however still very desirable and curvy. The male benefit to the hot rod ass is that the female wearing is mentally aware of it and thinks she is a 6 because of it when she is really still an 8 which in turn results in more sexual favors to the average gino. There is nothign wrogn with a hot rod ass, its quite desirable.

- Look at that hot rod ass
- Her ass is awesome, so out there, a hot rod ass.

HOT ROD ASS by johnny mangaa January 21, 2007

closet rod in the ass 

When a guy lies to a girl and says he is gay so she will quit trying to rhino clam him, but somehow ends up in bed with a guy to prove it.

John: Hey, Stephanie is psycho, you should run away from that freak.

Ed: I am thinking about telling her I am gay so she'll leave me alone.

(two weeks later)

John: Hey Rich, how come Ed's been such a bitch lately?

Rich: I wasn't supposed to say anything, but he ended up taking a closet rod in the ass so he wouldn't get Cathy Bates'd by Stephanie.

John: Really!? What a fag!

closet rod in the ass by 31Flavors August 2, 2012

ass rodeo 

Action in which one person bites the buttocks of another person for as long as they can. This is typically a party game in which someone yells "ass rodeo!" and goes after someone.

That bruise is from last night when Barrie busted out some ass rodeo.

ass rodeo by ap08 March 8, 2008