Ass Racket 

The act of being so agressive with an asshole that shit fires out at the speed of light. The shit should also be coming out as wide as the asshole. (Usually 12-18 inches)

"I heard Randy rode 3 Dragon Dildos at the same time and had an Ass Racket"

Ass Racket by Choader Boater May 16, 2020

Racket Ass Hoe 

(noun) A loud, obnoxious, and needlessly annoying women who pollutes public spaces with her unnecessary noise–otherwise known as "racket."

Damn, that racket ass hoe is talking hella' loud. I'm trying to enjoy my cinnabon!

Racket Ass Hoe by HawktheMan July 19, 2010

chunky ass rocket 

Being force fed Mentos while butt-chugging Coca-Cola

My little brother's birthday party was vastly improved when my mom did a chunky ass rocket in the driveway!

chunky ass rocket by Chubby Bubba November 30, 2019

ass-rocket drunk 

When one is so drunk, one is willing to place a rocket-like firecracker between one's butt cheeks and fire it off.

"What ho, stout Yeoman? Might I infer by thine Countenance that thou hast been tempted by The Drink?"
"Verily! In celebrating somewhat belatedly Her Royal Highness' Golden Jubilee, my Compatriots and I didst become so emboldened as to consequently suffer the following Reproach of a fine and honest Gentlewoman: 'Ye Gods, you Vagabonds, but you have become ass-rocket drunk!'"

ass-rocket drunk by newton64 April 4, 2008

ass rocket 

Violent, gut wrenching defication. So violent that you have to strap on to the toilet not to be launched into orbit. Much gas is expelled along with, well, you know... the other stuff...

1. Shane suffered from IBS, so everyday after lunch he would have an Ass Rocket.

2. Wow! That Ass Rocket was so bad I had to strap in to keep from being launched through the roof!

ass rocket by Thor May 13, 2005

ass rocketeer 

huge ragin homo-sexual, a man who enjoys the cock...

Elton John is an ass rocketeer

ass rocketeer by vegas May 25, 2003

ass rocket 

To blow a dose of cocaine into the anus through a tube, that it may be absorbed through the rectum

it was hard enough finding the coke, let alone a woman willing to give him an ass rocket.

ass rocket by sybrpunk November 2, 2011