Thor's definitions

Thor

The Norse God of Thunder/Lightning. He wields his magical hammer "Mjolnir".

by Thor May 16, 2003

whelp

Whelp means "a puppy/pussy".

You know the saying, "If you can't run with the dogs, go sit on the porch with the rest of the puppies." It's kind of like calling someone a pussy. EX: Dude, you're a fucking whelp puppy, pussy. EX 2: Someone goes to a concert on a Sunday night and has work the next day, a REAL man would go, but a whelp a.k.a. pussy/puppy would stay home because he wouldn't "feel up to it".

by Thor April 3, 2005

thetable

The coolest place ever, forever documented at www.thetable.tk

"In other news, corporate giant thetable inc. recently acquired Microsoft, making this their third major business takeover this month."

by Thor August 23, 2004

Foozles

(n.) An exclamation commonly used by lame-ass freshmen. Ask Tim, he heard it.

"Dude, did you do your homework?"

"Aw FOOZLES!"

by Thor August 23, 2004

ass rocket

Violent, gut wrenching defication. So violent that you have to strap on to the toilet not to be launched into orbit. Much gas is expelled along with, well, you know... the other stuff...

1. Shane suffered from IBS, so everyday after lunch he would have an Ass Rocket.

2. Wow! That Ass Rocket was so bad I had to strap in to keep from being launched through the roof!

by Thor May 13, 2005

o'neill

aka "the o'neill"

the asgard's most technologically advanced ship, designed to fight agaisnt replicators

named after colonel jack o'neill

by thor December 9, 2003

Poobic Punch

n. A scenario in which you punch someone in the balls that they shit themselves.

He was being a fagtoast so I gave him a poobic punch he won't soon forget.

by Thor November 2, 2004