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ass rocket 

Violent, destructive defication. When it is so violent that you have to strap on to the toilet seat to keep from balsting off.
1. Shane suffers from IBS, which causes him to have an Ass Rocket everyday after lunch

2. That was some Ass Rocket... i had to strp in to keep from hitting the roof.
ass rocket by Thor May 13, 2005

ass rocket 

Violent, gut wrenching defication. So violent that you have to strap on to the toilet not to be launched into orbit. Much gas is expelled along with, well, you know... the other stuff...
1. Shane suffered from IBS, so everyday after lunch he would have an Ass Rocket.

2. Wow! That Ass Rocket was so bad I had to strap in to keep from being launched through the roof!
ass rocket by Thor May 13, 2005
You know the saying, "If you can't run with the dogs, go sit on the porch with the rest of the puppies." It's kind of like calling someone a pussy. EX: Dude, you're a fucking whelp puppy, pussy. EX 2: Someone goes to a concert on a Sunday night and has work the next day, a REAL man would go, but a whelp a.k.a. pussy/puppy would stay home because he wouldn't "feel up to it".
whelp by Thor April 3, 2005
Mozshin, discovered in 2004 by two Starbooglesoft employees, is a word with multiple definitions and of Russian (emo) origins.

1 - A disease which is highly lethal and easily spread. Get tested and inform all your past partners if you have it.
2 - A spiced food (an aquired taste).
3 - A Russian club drug that will make you see daisies in traffic cones, if you know what I mean. Use with caution, or not at all, unless you're ready for some craaaazy times.
"Dude, that guy frenched a horse when he was on mozshin, and he got a really bad incurable case of mozshin, and now he's lamenting the fact that he has less than a year to live and only one more Christmas to have a traditional Mozshin dinner."
mozshin by Thor December 25, 2004
The epitomy of coolness. Aptly described by his PGN post count "|337!!!11". Better than Valdaspam, <3 Midge any day.
I wish I were Thomear!
Thomear by Thor December 12, 2004

(v.) rush 

We just rushed Eddie and now his asshole hurts a shit ton.
(v.) rush by Thor December 10, 2004

Nub Lover 

(n.) One who has a fetish with nubs from amputated limbs.
Damn, I always knew Jeff was a nub lover...especially when he married Peggy the pirate.
Nub Lover by Thor November 5, 2004