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whelp

You know the saying, "If you can't run with the dogs, go sit on the porch with the rest of the puppies." It's kind of like calling someone a pussy. EX: Dude, you're a fucking whelp puppy, pussy. EX 2: Someone goes to a concert on a Sunday night and has work the next day, a REAL man would go, but a whelp a.k.a. pussy/puppy would stay home because he wouldn't "feel up to it".
by Thor April 3, 2005
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thetable

The coolest place ever, forever documented at www.thetable.tk
"In other news, corporate giant thetable inc. recently acquired Microsoft, making this their third major business takeover this month."
by Thor August 23, 2004
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mozshin

Mozshin, discovered in 2004 by two Starbooglesoft employees, is a word with multiple definitions and of Russian (emo) origins.

1 - A disease which is highly lethal and easily spread. Get tested and inform all your past partners if you have it.
2 - A spiced food (an aquired taste).
3 - A Russian club drug that will make you see daisies in traffic cones, if you know what I mean. Use with caution, or not at all, unless you're ready for some craaaazy times.
"Dude, that guy frenched a horse when he was on mozshin, and he got a really bad incurable case of mozshin, and now he's lamenting the fact that he has less than a year to live and only one more Christmas to have a traditional Mozshin dinner."
by Thor December 25, 2004
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Foozles

(n.) An exclamation commonly used by lame-ass freshmen. Ask Tim, he heard it.
"Dude, did you do your homework?"

"Aw FOOZLES!"
by Thor August 23, 2004
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Thor

The Norse God of Thunder/Lightning. He wields his magical hammer "Mjolnir".
by Thor May 16, 2003
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blek

A common mispronunciation of the word "black". Often used by white people from South Africa to discribe their fellow country-men
"by god! 'es Blek!"

"So Many Blek Peeple in Seeth Efrika!"
by Thor August 24, 2004
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Butterface

Chick with a hell of a nice body, but the face is ugly.
She looked real good... but her face (butterface)
by Thor March 3, 2003
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