Ass Chimes

WHEN HAVING SEX THIS IS THE ECHO OF THE PERSON YOUR FUCKING AND YOURSELF SLAPPING THERE BUTT CHEEKS TOGETHER WITH YOUR CROTCH

EX. Yo when i fucked Jamie last night my neighbor said he heard the ass chimes

by Dan Relanger April 23, 2009

dumb ass chinese kid

stupid ass who uses bible pages for smokin weed

thats straight up dumb ass chinese kid style

by briana March 12, 2005

Chinese Ass Infection

Catching Anal Warts by someone crying into your ass.

"I got a Chinese Ass Infection from Susie last night. It hurts like hell when I pinch a loaf."

by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008

chinese ass hammer

Literally hammering a searing hot railroad spike into an asian girls asshole. Making sure she will never forget you
This is ofcourse a tribute to Chinese New Year.

"What did you and Ling Ling do last night?"
"Well since it was the Chinese New Year, I gave her the chinese ass hammer."
"Wow, she will never forget you..."

by ChristWhite December 17, 2008

Chinese Horse Ass Games

a scam whereby the perpetrator avoids honest patterns of behavior by having you run back and forth to them, calling them out on bullshit, or running around in circles in a general manner, always to return to the source, which perpetuates your cycle of having to avoid them, and go or do some other task which does not produce a desired result.

you told me three days ago to talk to our friend about that, and he said its your problem, now quit playing chinese horse ass games and fix it.

by Trogdor420 July 21, 2023

Asschime

One that has literally gone off the handle and has not come to reality yet will intrude on any valued righteous individual with sputters and spurs. Meaningless empty words of instances beyond an existing aspect of what is being put upfront. The sound of one outshitting themself with every aspect that is handled improperly; notions being disperted out of the head straight to the ass instead.

We only hear the asschime and just dont see, all the while they tilt the face and look deranged. They are unable to conciously make an effort to live freely as they try to make with a wary sitaution with complete lack of devotions, pride or interest.

by europopian April 22, 2009

asschime

non stop shit talk out of mouth, or ass..

She had some asschime as I see swearing about that mans filthy jacket.

by europopian July 30, 2009