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Ass Chimes 

WHEN HAVING SEX THIS IS THE ECHO OF THE PERSON YOUR FUCKING AND YOURSELF SLAPPING THERE BUTT CHEEKS TOGETHER WITH YOUR CROTCH



EX. Yo when i fucked Jamie last night my neighbor said he heard the ass chimes
Ass Chimes by Dan Relanger April 23, 2009
Words you can keep

dumb ass chinese kid 

stupid ass who uses bible pages for smokin weed
thats straight up dumb ass chinese kid style
dumb ass chinese kid by briana March 12, 2005

Chinese Ass Infection 

Catching Anal Warts by someone crying into your ass.
"I got a Chinese Ass Infection from Susie last night. It hurts like hell when I pinch a loaf."

chinese ass hammer

Literally hammering a searing hot railroad spike into an asian girls asshole. Making sure she will never forget you
This is ofcourse a tribute to Chinese New Year.
"What did you and Ling Ling do last night?"
"Well since it was the Chinese New Year, I gave her the chinese ass hammer."
"Wow, she will never forget you..."
chinese ass hammer by ChristWhite December 17, 2008

Chinese Horse Ass Games 

a scam whereby the perpetrator avoids honest patterns of behavior by having you run back and forth to them, calling them out on bullshit, or running around in circles in a general manner, always to return to the source, which perpetuates your cycle of having to avoid them, and go or do some other task which does not produce a desired result.
you told me three days ago to talk to our friend about that, and he said its your problem, now quit playing chinese horse ass games and fix it.

Asschime 

One that has literally gone off the handle and has not come to reality yet will intrude on any valued righteous individual with sputters and spurs. Meaningless empty words of instances beyond an existing aspect of what is being put upfront. The sound of one outshitting themself with every aspect that is handled improperly; notions being disperted out of the head straight to the ass instead.
We only hear the asschime and just dont see, all the while they tilt the face and look deranged. They are unable to conciously make an effort to live freely as they try to make with a wary sitaution with complete lack of devotions, pride or interest.
Asschime by europopian April 22, 2009

asschime 

non stop shit talk out of mouth, or ass..
She had some asschime as I see swearing about that mans filthy jacket.
asschime by europopian July 30, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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