After jizzing in your partner'sass, have them fart, and blow it all over your face, and finally make them lick it off.
Max: "oh hey you remember jenny?"
Tanner: "oh hell yeah man. what about her?"
Max: "oh last night, i was doing her in the ass, and made her have a wet ass-burp!"
Tanner: "she lick all that jizz off too!?"
Max: "i made the bitch!"
When a person is hit by an object, or some sort of a collision takes place, and the event is followed by an obscene burp from the victim. The burp is impossibly loud and remarkably intruding. A "burp ass shit" event can take place even when the victim begins to burp obnoxiously before the actual collision takes place.
Although the origin of the phrase comes from this event, popular usage has demeaned it for more contemporary use, resulting in "burp ass shit" recognition for every day, run of the mill, belches. Truly a travesty.
You and your friend are walking down the hall of some municipal building, past a cluster of vending machines, and hear a ridiculous smack, presumably in the event of a collision between the vending machines and a person. The result is an obscenely loud burp ass shit, unexplainable and awesome.
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.