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The Asuka Defense 

When someone evades an accusation by just saying they didn’t do it and it works.
“She has no real alibi, she’s just throwing out The Asuka Defense.”
The Asuka Defense by Jester45 February 24, 2021
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Ryo Asuka 

A bad bitch, He’s a character from Devilman Crybaby. He is someone who deserves to be worshipped and loved
Also hes gay for Akira
“Ryo Asuka is such a bad person” - Some idiot
“No he’s perfect and has boobies” - a legend
Ryo Asuka by ryoasukaryoasuka October 31, 2020

Sleepy Asuka 

Verb: The act of masturbating over the sleeping body of your significant other and finishing in your hand acompanied by the phrase "I'm so fucked up." when finished. As made popular by Shinji Ikari in the infamous hospital scene from the 1997 End of Evangelion OVA for the series finale of Neon Gensis Evangelion, where in which he masturbates to Asuka's comatose body.
Bob: So what did you do when you got home with your girl last night
Tod: I waited for her to fall asleep and I gave her a Sleepy Asuka
Bob: I'm sorry, what?
Tod: I'm so fucked up
Sleepy Asuka by Unit03 December 5, 2012

Asuka kinnie 

An estj with anger issues who while describes them-self as independent lives off of the validation they get from other people. Is a close relative of the “shinji kinnie”
Do you see that girl over there? I heard shes an asuka kinnie, do you think she’s a shinnie?
Asuka kinnie by Sidsidsidsidsid August 20, 2021

Ryo Asuka 

A bad bitch, He’s a character from Devilman Crybaby. He is someone who deserves to be worshipped and loved
“Ryo Asuka is such a bad person” - Some idiot
“No he’s perfect and has boobies” - a legend
Ryo Asuka by ryoasukaryoasuka October 31, 2020
Pilot of Evangelion Unit 02. Works under NERV. German. 14 years old. Resides with Major Misato and Shinji Ikari, pilot of Evengelion Unit 01. Mother commited suicide.
asuka by New September 13, 2003
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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