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To be aspien, is to be the most alpha person in the room.
Guy 1: damn he’s such an aspien
“Aspien”: *currently controlling everyone sexually and dominantly whether they are straight or gay or anything I between*
aspien by Babybite August 16, 2022
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Aspien is someone who's mere aura demands respect and recognition. Their name rings through hills and vales with an undeniable authority, yet their presence is soft and warm, like the morning suns kiss on your cheek.
Bro I met Aspien last night o.O
Aspien by ARealBeater December 25, 2025
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aspenbergers 

A highly offensive portmanteau of the words "Aspen" and "Asperger's"
Dammit Anna, you've spent so much time writing SQL queries that you're saying stupid stuff like "Aspenbergers"!
aspenbergers by MikaFlo2009 April 25, 2022
An aspie is one who has Asperger's Syndrome, which is believed to be part of the autism spectrum. Aspies, while being quite gifted verbally, have social, emotional, and sensory integration difficulties, among others. Aspie is an affectionate term, and is not meant as a put down.
My son is an aspie, so he's not so great at making idle chit chat at parties, or even at being in crowds, but he can get us home from anywhere. He says he just consults the map in his brain.
aspie by Susan Taggart July 27, 2005

aspinall 

The act of being utterly FIT
Wow that Hannah girl is really ASPINALL
aspinall by Alain Squitieri June 10, 2008
moniker for person with Aspergers/Aspergers Syndrome
he's an aspie
i don't like the phrase 'i am a person with aspergers', i call myself an aspie
Aspie by BearIncognito March 28, 2018
Most amezing friend you could ever have , they are always supportive and they give the best advice. They are sometimes horny and they are amezing at flirting , they are so special and most people don't even realise it if your friend is called Aspen give them a hug they'll need it
Aspen by 145392 December 22, 2020
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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