aspien

To be aspien, is to be the most alpha person in the room.

Guy 1: damn he’s such an aspien
“Aspien”: *currently controlling everyone sexually and dominantly whether they are straight or gay or anything I between*

by Babybite August 16, 2022

Aspien

Aspien is someone who's mere aura demands respect and recognition. Their name rings through hills and vales with an undeniable authority, yet their presence is soft and warm, like the morning suns kiss on your cheek.

Bro I met Aspien last night o.O

by ARealBeater December 25, 2025

aspenbergers

A highly offensive portmanteau of the words "Aspen" and "Asperger's"

Dammit Anna, you've spent so much time writing SQL queries that you're saying stupid stuff like "Aspenbergers"!

by MikaFlo2009 April 25, 2022

aspie

An aspie is one who has Asperger's Syndrome, which is believed to be part of the autism spectrum. Aspies, while being quite gifted verbally, have social, emotional, and sensory integration difficulties, among others. Aspie is an affectionate term, and is not meant as a put down.

My son is an aspie, so he's not so great at making idle chit chat at parties, or even at being in crowds, but he can get us home from anywhere. He says he just consults the map in his brain.

by Susan Taggart July 27, 2005

aspinall

The act of being utterly FIT

Wow that Hannah girl is really ASPINALL

by Alain Squitieri June 10, 2008

Aspie

moniker for person with Aspergers/Aspergers Syndrome

he's an aspie
i don't like the phrase 'i am a person with aspergers', i call myself an aspie

by BearIncognito March 28, 2018

Aspen

Most amezing friend you could ever have , they are always supportive and they give the best advice. They are sometimes horny and they are amezing at flirting , they are so special and most people don't even realise it if your friend is called Aspen give them a hug they'll need it

Aspen is my best friend

by 145392 December 22, 2020