aspinall 

The act of being utterly FIT

Wow that Hannah girl is really ASPINALL

aspinall by Alain Squitieri June 10, 2008

Aspinall 

Vomiting after having little or nothing to drink, due to being a lightweight in alcohol consumption, whilst pretending that it is down to other means, such as food poisoning, vile stench, or other illness.

I cant believe he continues to pull Aspinall's on nights out when he knows he just cant handle the drink!

Aspinall by homewrecker300110 January 5, 2011

Aspinall 

An overly friendly pal.

Thinks they are everyone’s best mate, when they’re really annoying.

‘Remember that lad from footy? He was a right annoying Aspinall’

Aspinall by CheeseClip December 6, 2021

mr aspinall 

someone who milks himself to get enough milk for his cereal and 51 children

wow that guy is a complete mr aspinall

mr aspinall by mercrazzle May 11, 2009

Jordan Aspinall 

Absolute turd, he thinks he’s bad because his mummy and daddy has lots of pennies

You’re a jordan Aspinall

Jordan Aspinall by Big Bald Men April 28, 2020