n. 1.) a college educated middle class white man whose inability to relate to other human beings has persuaded him that extremist libertarian or paleoconservative political views are superior to all other positions
2.) a political movement characterized by a psychological inability to either feel empathy for one's fellow man or interact with people in ordinary settings. This disorder often manifests itself in a hatred of modern society.
3.) someone who thinks all children should be home-schooled, all roads should be operated by private companies, and all laws ought to optional and enforced by private judges.
Of or pertaining to one who combines the social skills of a victim of Asperger's syndrome with strong adherence to and frequent statement of the principles of rigid, rule-based libertarianism and an uncontrollable tendency to pick fights. Found occasionally in life, but much more commonly on the internet.
"See that dude standing in the corner? Don't let him launch into his rant about the legalization of organ sales by child prostitutes; he's a real Aspertarian."
1.) Were the Autistic Spectrum a standard mathematic number line the Aspergian Spectral Range would be a set of values falling between neurotypicality and the full blown locked mindedness of Autism.
2.) A mysterious land inhabited by eccentric cognitive unicorns.
Known for their heightened intelligence and well written ways, their unusual quirks and qualities could not be overlooked. These are the tales of the autistically enhanced tibal folk hailing from the mysterious land known as the Aspergian Spectral Range.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.