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Synonyms: Twat, cheat, old, phil collins with less hair

Usage: To make a tit out of yourself by doing something completely stupid, e.g. fiance catches you having sex with an whore

Etymology: Stems from Latin word 'Asism' meaning Cunt
Shit, my wife just caught me in the middle of an ashism
Ashism by Dyke-On-A-Bike February 27, 2005
Words you can keep
The best religion, Leading lost children to the light and giving them somewhere to feel safe.
I was lost until victor showed me Asoism
Asoism by VictorSucks August 18, 2018
Related Words
Ashism ashish ashis assism ashim Ashima ashtism abhism Asahism ashisha
Ashima is an ancient Semitic goddess.

Ashima is also a feminine personal name in India which means limitless.
Hey, Ashima!
Ashima by Fruitbasket21 November 24, 2014
Ashima is a beautiful girl who is hotter than the hot Asian sun! She is a very loyal friend and will always have your back. Sometimes Ashima is shy when you first meet her, but once you get to know her, you'll learn she is worth more than diamonds. She doesn't care what other people think about her and isn't afraid to speak her mind to those she is close to. Ashima is also a huge fan girl!! She loves to ship other people, but is too humble to find love for herself. She's very cautious when looking for love, but she deserves someone who will take good care of her heart and love her no matter what. An Ashima is very hard to find. But if you get the privilege of having an Ashima in your life, never let her go!
Shawn: Wow, who's that crazy Asian? She's beautiful!

Cleo: Duh! That's Ashima!
Ashima by TheMilkyButt December 17, 2016
Ashima... the best human being you’ve ever meet. If you’ve never had an ashima in your life you’re missing out.
Girl 1: Omg I’m so lucky to have an ashima in every lesson
Girl 2: WHAT??!! No way you’re so lucky I need one in my classes.
Ashima by Nthecreator January 21, 2020

Ashish syndrome 

The inability to kill more than 10 frags in a valorant match competitive. The syndrome can happen to anyone and the person who is exposed to this syndrome is unable to play well. He is either throwing or die quickly or due to bad luck as well.
Ashish syndrome - tujhe ashish syndrome hai tu nahi khel payega

fat-assism 

when someone eats so much and they don't care what, to which they have a disease or condition called fatassism
i have a disease. it's called fat-assism.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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