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Asmongoloid 

A creature resembling something between a hobo and Gollum from Lord of the Rings.It is pretty rare to find one and they can be drawn to specific areas of your homes like basements or rooftops.If you want to capture one you need to use drinks like Doctor Pepper and DQ drinks and chill food which is the best to use as bait.If you are successful you WILL get rewarded as they normally carry some gold gathered by many years of begging others to help it.So get to work boys and have a good hunt !
I found one Asmongoloid in my roof.Now i can buy as many Longboys as i want !!!

I saw one Asmongoloid yesterday and it asked me if i had 5.000.000 gold.

I caught one Asmongoloid and i used like 200 Doctor Peppers.I thought i needed more.I guess i was lucky.
Asmongoloid by Daphne Adams October 31, 2020
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Asmongolding

1) Using your clout for free shit

2) To bald
I finally started asmongolding until I got my epic mount!

Shit man, now that I'm 40 I'm asmongolding.
Asmongolding by Mushaseman October 17, 2020

Asmongolding

1) To use your clout for free shit

2) To bald
I just start Asmongolding until I could finally afford my classic mount

Shit man, once I turn 40 I'll start Asmongolding
Asmongolding by Mushaseman October 17, 2020

Asmongold 

Asmongold is bald
Asmongold by ChaseRay October 2, 2018

Asmongolding

1. To use your clout to get carries in WoW
2. To lose your hair
"Dude I just spent the whole week asmongolding and got free gear from simps"
Asmongolding by Zayata October 19, 2020

Asmongolding

1. To use your clout to get carries in World Of Warcraft
2. To lose your hair
I'm asmongolding to a 2500 Arena Rating
Asmongolding by Wowwords October 20, 2020

Asmongolding

1. use your clout to get carries in WoW

2. to lose your hair
Hey man, are you asmongolding? A: Yeah man, unfortunately... just look at that bald spot.
Asmongolding by Mcconell November 9, 2020