Askeej 

Askeej (uh-skeesh) is a word often used to describe the sound that a mother makes while in the process of giving birth.

"When my wife gave birth for the first time, her askeej was so loud I swear I almost went deaf."
Example in text:
Mother: "Askeej!!!!"
Baby: "Shlorp."

Askeej by Kremit_the_forg April 30, 2019

askeered

derived from the phrase, "I scared,"
which is a modification of "I'm scared," which is a contraction of the phrase "I am scared."

Jim: are you ready to get punched in the throat?
Bill: nah, nigga...askeered.

askeered by poon-matic-3000 May 13, 2005

Askeeteet 

Ur dumb

Robin: Hey terry, does 1+1=3?
Terry: Askeeteet

Askeeteet by Poopsock510 December 9, 2019