Askeej (uh-skeesh) is a word often used to describe the sound that a mother makes while in the process of giving birth.
"When my wife gave birth for the first time, her askeej was so loud I swear I almost went deaf."
Example in text:
Mother: "Askeej!!!!"
Baby: "Shlorp."
Example in text:
Mother: "Askeej!!!!"
Baby: "Shlorp."
by Kremit_the_forg April 30, 2019
PEMLWARSSTA is an abbreviation for "Please End My Life With A Rusty Spoon To The Anus." it's mostly used when reacting to something sad or too much homework.
Person 1: "Dude, I've got soo much homework, it's actually insane."
Person 2: "Same bro, PEMLWARSTTA."
Person 2: "Same bro, PEMLWARSTTA."
by Kremit_the_forg September 08, 2018