asjed 

Best guy and is the shit

Asjeds are like Will Smith

asjed by daper January 16, 2014

Asjed 

He thinks very highly of himself but in reality he's just an ass...Ass-jed. You may also refer to him as "Awww Shit" He's thinks he can gets girls but you are gravely mistaken

Asjed

Asjed by WhyAreYouSoSteven May 26, 2017

Asjed 

He is a nice person and thinks about every one tries to keep everyone happy

Asjed is good hearted

Asjed by Syed December 8, 2020

the person who asked

a mythical person that exists not in our simple understanding for the world, but beyond, out of this realm. No one can find him, he is omnipotent yet nothing. there is currently an ongoing hunt to find the person who asked.

man: yo where the person who asked?
me: idk lol

the person who asked by the person who asked April 22, 2020

Quarter assed

When you can't even muster half of an ass to do something you deem undesirable, such as mowing your lawn, writing a book report, or raising your children.

My boss told me to have the sales figures drawn up on the double. It was Friday afternoon, so I put together a quarter assed powerpoint presentation for the meeting.

Quarter assed by gimmedatsammich February 14, 2012

The guy who asked 

A legendary character full of gigachad energy. He is willing to save you from any situation in which no one asked.

Yo bro do you know the guy who asked?

The guy who asked by ToxicAdam July 12, 2022

Who asked? 

the most unimaginative, barely original and annoying "comeback" someone could have their shuffling cards shit out.

"Who asked?"
"I dont care if you didnt ask you fucking loser, this is why nobody likes you."

Who asked? by The TallyMid Exterminator October 1, 2020