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Asimi is a wonderful girl. Asimis are gorgeous, funti, amazing, shinti, smurt,lexible, can't pronouce many words. They are usually bilingual and blonde with eyebrows on fleek for days and blue eyes and great glasses and can schhnap 27.5 rubber bands in uno momento days. Can write great urban dick defintions. If find a shinti poosimi apreciate them forver and never leg them go because they r legit legends. also thats it. peace out BICTH.
sarah; did u see the shinti asimi over there, shes gorge and shmart.
elly:ommg i did she drew a trinagle
sarah thats so litty did u hear when she caught someone playingn trivia by themselves.
elly:oh ye i did and she wennt to go get her headphons
Asimi by daniellarusso:) November 18, 2019
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Cute kind hearted soft hearted beautiful with natural beauty

Has many secret admire
Its aimi !! Wow I admire her very much
Aimi by Honeydewhoneybees April 23, 2018
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The most beautiful girl alive. She will love you, cherish you, adore you, fuck you, all in one night. She has a great body and a great attitude. She has the most gorgeous hair, the most gorgeous face, and the most gorgeous personality. She makes a lovely friend and an even better girlfriend. She can be incredibly stubborn and a little tiny bit selfish, but her good attributes override the negative, and in the end her little quirks just make her even cuter and more endearing. She's sassy, smart, sexy, sweet, and a lil bit salty. You will instantly fall in love with her, no matter who you are. She is always willing to help, and she is willing to stand up for you. She will literally attack the people who are mean to you. When she loves, she loves HARD, and will continue to love for a long ass time. It is impossible not to love a girl named Ashmita because of how lovable she is. She can be a little bit shy at first, but once she warms up to you, she is the most charismatic person alive. She will laugh at all of your jokes, even if they're kinda dumb and lame, and her laugh is the most beautiful sound in the world.
Is that Ashmita? She's wonderful.
Ashmita by listentomepls February 4, 2019
the name of the best person i have ever met in my entire life. she is the sweetest most respectful girl you will ever meet. and if you run across an asimina then you know you are running across the greatest girl in the world. and if by chance you happen to catch her heart never let it go and never ever injure it.
Always do what you feel is right Asimina.
asimina by sorrymoobah September 25, 2011
Smart, Beautiful, Kind, Cute
And the best person you'll ever meet
Your so Ashmita!!
Ashmita by RandomPerson112233 April 13, 2017

Asininestein 

Someone who thinks he is smart but is actually very stupid. A "know-it-none" as opposed to a "know-it-all". In particular, people who assume their success in one area entitles them to respect in another. (etymology: a portmanteau of the words "asinine" and the name of the bona fide genius "Albert Einstein" - coined by former Jeopardy! writer Ryan Hopak.)
"Glenn Beck spews so much bullshit he's the ultimate asininestein.", "The character Cliff Clavin on the sitcom Cheers was an asininestein."
Asininestein by Corpania October 8, 2009
Autumn beauty. The prettiest girl you'll ever see. She loves crunchy leaves and playing in the rain. Wild at heart, old at soul.
I could tell that girl was an Akimi when I looked into her eyes.
Akimi by Goddessfreyaandthemoon December 20, 2016
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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