Asian Dragon

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A sexual joke when a man, after getting head from a girl, at his climax he jizzes into her eyes causing her to squint like an asian and scream like a dragon

Brian: So, how was Ashley last night?

Andy: Bro, I pulled an Asian Dragon on her!

Brian: Dude! Kind of harsh, but it's about time you showed up that bitch!

Asian Dragon by kilometeros October 22, 2008

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Asian Dragon

Descendent of Korean (or Other) origin that holds unparallel qualities of general awesomeness, be they human or reptilian in form. Typified by an individual with a penchant for acts of extreme kindness and ability to cope with sleep deprivation.

Feeds mostly on Red Bull.

Dr. Lee, you haven't slept for 24 hours? You're such an asian dragon.

"Where's Dr. Lee?"
"He's flown across the atlantic...just for the weekend."
"What an asian dragon."

Asian Dragon by f-dowg May 18, 2010

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asian dragon fisting

when you get in a karate stance and punch a girl in the twat till she cant take anymore

I was Asian dragon fisting when her twat couldn't take no more

asian dragon fisting by Cumsalot September 17, 2015

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asian sky dragon

You release so much cum at such a high rate that when you cum inside the ass the cum travels through the persons body and comes out of their mouth

Yeah I summoned a asian sky dragon with sherry last night . No way I summoned one last week

asian sky dragon by Pp smalls January 23, 2021

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asian fire dragon

the act of sprinkling hot sauce on male sex organs (preferably asian) while the woman proceeds to suck and starts coughing until the male ejaculates a zesty fire cum down the females throat so she breathes fire from her mouth for a week resembling a dragon

ask your mom and dad...thats how you became.

I gave my bitch an asian fire dragon and she singed my pubes off. looks like im goin brazilian for a while.

asian fire dragon by nick c will c chris v of CT April 13, 2010

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Asian Inverse Dragon

When an Asian girl cuts off your foreskin burns it then staples it back on.

Yo dawg, did you hear Marquette got an Asian Inverse Dragon last night!

Asian Inverse Dragon by ThreeIdiots February 7, 2015

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Asian Swedish Dragon Fruit Fish

See, I told you Asian Swedish Dragon Fruit Fish are real, Andrea. Stop disrespecting my culture.

Asian Swedish Dragon Fruit Fish by Andrea the Hater December 10, 2019

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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