An individual who wants the Pokemon anime with Ash Ketchum as the main protagonist to keep continuing nonstop, especially in the traditional/old-fashioned way. Does not even care if the production team if mentally exhausted, does not even care if the storyline would make little to no sense, does not care if it means certain premade subplots have to be thrown out the window, does not even care if Ash worked his way to the top only to get plummeted, only cares about eternal Ash.
Anipoke fan 1: Well, I hope Ash defeats Leon.
Anipoke fan 2: Me, too. He worked so hard he deserves a break for once.
Ashwunner: NO!! ASH IS MASCOT, ASH IS ETERNAL, HIS STORY WILL NOT END EVER!!!
Anipoke fan 1: Well, what else is next for Ash? He's close to being the number one trainer in the world!!
Ashwunner: THAT'S THE THING!! HE'S GOING TO RESET EVERY TIME HE'S CLOSE TO BEING THE STRONGEST!!
Anipoke fan 2: Me, too. He worked so hard he deserves a break for once.
Ashwunner: NO!! ASH IS MASCOT, ASH IS ETERNAL, HIS STORY WILL NOT END EVER!!!
Anipoke fan 1: Well, what else is next for Ash? He's close to being the number one trainer in the world!!
Ashwunner: THAT'S THE THING!! HE'S GOING TO RESET EVERY TIME HE'S CLOSE TO BEING THE STRONGEST!!
by RaccoonDonkey October 14, 2022
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