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A sandwich (usually a hamburger) whose patty/meat has been so charred that it has or almost has turned to ash.
"I ordered my burger cooked medium well, but it looks like they turned it into an ashwich."
ashwich by sgmidence June 16, 2005
Words you can keep
A burger season with the ashes of the holocaust.
That Ashwich was so bomb.
Ashwich by STING11STEEL June 25, 2017
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Ashwitha 

a girl, usually very quiet at times but loud at other times. she can be very pretty, but doesn't believe it herself. she often feels lost in her life. she doesn't think she belongs, but acts happy. she tries very hard to her idea of perfect, but never really thinks she is it. she wants to find love. she can fall very hard, very fast. and she gets hurt. but she will stick with one person for very long, because she doesn't fall for just ANYBODY. she is not someone that should be used, even if they have been before. she loses hope if one bad thing happens. she can be, and is, an amazing, wonderful, caring girlfriend. she is just overall an amazing person, who usually deserves more than what she gets. But she comes with an attitude. Mess with her and you will end up crying.they are faithful girls, You'd be lucky to even be bestfriends with an her! Ashwitha's are the nicest girls you'll ever meet. She'd always go out of her way to do kind things for others. If you ever date an Ashwitha, i'm warning you, don't let her go. ever. Shes intelligent and laid back, she loves to have fun and gives amazing advice. You can trust them no matter what, she is the most caring, kind, loving, hard working, bubbly point is Ashwitha's have the best personality. she goes through alot of bullshit, but manages to hide it all.
Ashwitha seems happy today
Ashwitha by MyDreamgirl April 17, 2020
Ashwith signifies the qualities of strength and loyalty like horse. One who is kind and ready to help.
He ran like Ashwith
Ashwith by fiercesky December 6, 2021
i ate this really bad asswich the other day! it was horrible.
asswich by dereckbester March 19, 2011
when someone's ass is in your face
I was on this crowded subway and this fat guy gave me an asswich
asswich by stacysox October 20, 2009
1.) A sandwich of ass. (noun)

2.) A stupid, often incompetent individual with little regard for anyone besides him or herself. (noun)

3.) Pertaining to or in the context of being a tool. (adjective)
1.) "I asked for a meatball hero, but the guy pulled his pants down and slapped some bread on his ass and gave me an asswich!"

2.) "You're so fucking stupid, Chelsea. You're an asswich."

3.) "That's asswichy of you. Go die."
asswich by TerriAnne June 14, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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