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Ashton W 

Ashton is the gayest person you'll ever meet, he is kinda chill to talk to but hella annoying. I like talking to him and stuff but like im not a simp sooooo 😗✌🏼
person: yo do you know Ashton W?
me: yeh ofc hes my bitch

person: true
Ashton W by ST0CK0 July 22, 2020

ashton ward 

Ashton Ward doesn’t come in much variety. He’s either slightly retarded or fully retarded. He usually watches gay tentacle hentai and is known in the group as the weeb. Ashton also likes to do fortnite dances and eveyone gets angry at him for trying to hard in any video game.
Stop watching that gay shit your being an ashton Ward
ashton ward by Thick boi99 January 30, 2020

Ashton White 

Ashton White is an absolute lad who slays pussy day in day out. He has girls after him on a daily however he has a shit trim. :/
Person 1: Hi
Ashton White: You you wanna have sex?
Person 1: Yes!
Ashton White: Is my trim kind of dead?
Person 1: yeah :/
Ashton White by Aleks Majika December 22, 2020

ashton winsor 

A piece of shit person who will shit on YOURE life and make it shitty. He abuses you, and harasses you for no reason, if you see him, kick his ass. He lives at either 292 Congress street or the apartment thing by players at the top room in Bradford Pennsylvania (in mckean county)
ashton winsor by Unpickedcotton September 24, 2020

Ashton wright 

Ash have pp
means Ashton Wright has a private part
Ashton wright by handleman69 February 22, 2021

Ashton Mark Wallace 

I love you

Will you marry me?
Ashton Mark Wallace by TawnsYawns February 1, 2023

6th West Ashton 

The top floor of Ashton Hall at Seattle Pacific University. Also used as a degrading term.
Guy: "You girls are sexy and I like boobs. Make me a sandwich."

Girls: "Oh my god, that tool must totally be from 6th West Ashton. What a douche."
6th West Ashton by ibrokeabass March 27, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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