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Ashoie
Ashoie is bitch with superb naughty talents. A perfect boyfriend material he is.... Ashoie is so hot and sexy
Ashlie
A carefree, spirited girl with only ever good intentions. She's clingy as hell but probably the best thing that could ever happen to you. She's kind of an airhead at some times but the best people always are.
Ashlie by your girlfriend ;p December 19, 2016
Ashie
Pouring larger in to an ash tray, preferably from an ash tray from a bar/club which has been used by a minimum of 18 people for roughly 4 hours and then drinking the larger from the ash tray. The experience can be enhanced from leaving ciggerete ends in the ash tray whilst drinking.
‘ASSSSHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE‘
‘Ere, want an ashie bey’
‘You’re turn for an ashie mate’
‘Jolive, ashie then next pub mate?’
‘Ere, want an ashie bey’
‘You’re turn for an ashie mate’
‘Jolive, ashie then next pub mate?’
Ashie by Thompsonjt01 June 12, 2018
Ashier
They are known for supporting shite teams (uhmm *cough* *cough* Chelsea) . They love eggs so much so be sure to present one to them. They are known for their love for cold temperatures so if you ever want to find one you'll see them in abundance in Antarctica, Alaska or your friend's refrigerator. He's not that high on entertainment so you cant Netflix but you for sure can chill with him. They pretend to be Ash Ketchum & wear douche caps all the time.
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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