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An amazing girl, she's the most beautiful person in the world.
Not afraid to speak her mind, always telling you exactly what she thinks. A very complicated person, once she's mad, she is MAD. Don't get on her bad side, and for sure don't mess with her around people who care about her, because without a doubt they'll defend her. She's random at times, and at times can be very frustrating, but by far she is one of the most perfect people you'll ever meet. She'll steal your heart immediately, and if she loves you back, don't be an idiot and let her go. Keep her. Don't ever let her go, and let her win the silly arguments she's bound start sometimes. This is one person you are going to miss if you let go.
"Ashney is amazing. Couldn't be closer to being perfect."
Ashney by CrackCat January 7, 2012
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A loud, beautiful, random, amazing girl who is beautiful and deserves nothing but RESPECT. Loves like crazy, and is the kindest and sweetest person, but also a total biscuit at times. You can't help but love her.
Ashney is PERFECT.
Ashney by CrackCat December 29, 2011

ashley birch

A blond girl that is average in height. She doesn't brush her teeth and loves to chew on her own toe jam. She's also a stalker.
"that person is a real ashley birch"
ashley birch by duck kid January 18, 2018

Ashleying 

Verb: To make an absolute mess of something, but with incredible enthusiasm and flare.
"How's the Ashleying, Derek?"
"Jeez dude, I really goobered the fuck out of it."
Ashleying by CherTheWealth May 28, 2020

Ashley Pridgen

The Snorg Tees Chick With the huge boobs.
Ashley Pridgen by Duskman July 13, 2010

Ashley Pridgen

The sexy Snorgtees girl with the huge boobs in the gray shirt with "Stand Back, I'm a professional on it."
Ashley Pridgen has such a nice rack on her, I'd tap that.
Ashley Pridgen by N3vKid July 18, 2010

Ashley Alexandre Dupre

And people wonder why Eliot Spitzer is a hypocrite. Just look at Ashley Alexandre Dupre.
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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