Ashleep 

A state of mind whereby the person seems to be awake but they are asleep because there are sheep who believe everything the media and government says even though they know they are liars. So it's a voluntary denial of truth because the truth is uncomfortable

The government allows flouride in the water because they want you to be ashleep while they run off with the spoils

Ashleep by Moldolf March 25, 2020

Fell Asleep in the Shower

An excuse guys use when they are in the shower for a long time because they are jerking off.

Wife: You took a long time in the bathroom to get ready this morning.
Husband: I was real tired and had trouble waking up. I fell asleep in the shower.

Fell Asleep in the Shower by barcelonaIV April 12, 2015

Ashlee 

Ashlee is the best girl you'll ever meet.she loves others way more then herself. When your on her good side she'll do anything to make you happy. She's smart and encourages everyone around her to have goals in their life. She knows what she wants and she won't stop till she gets it. She always very fun. You'll never have a dull moment with her. She's so weird but in that good type of way that makes you just want to know more about her. Ashlee is also very pretty although she doesn't see it. People often take her for granted not realizing everything she offers. She's the type of girl a guy gets when he's too young , screws up and realizes later what A terrible mistake he made by leaving her .Once you had ashlee there's nothing better

see that girl ?

Yea that's ashlee

Ashlee by mami1208 December 21, 2013

Ashlee 

Ashore a wonderful and amazing human being. She will be there when you need her and when you don't need here she won't just disappear she will sit with you through rain,snow,sleet,hail,amd sunshine. She is the one person you can depend on for anything and everything. She always gives and probably doesn't know the definition of get. She is everything you need in a friend. She is beautiful inside and out. Boys if you get her as a girl friend. Don't lose her.

Lilly: Omg Becky did you hear about the new girl Ashlee
George: Yeah I heared she is SO nice

Ashlee by Layla and friends ❤💘💖🔥🔥 December 10, 2018

Ashlee 

Ashlee is the best person you will ever meet. She is so amazing and wonderful. She always knows how to get the party starting. She always brightens up the room just by being there. She is the strongest person you will ever meet, she has been through hell and back but she still finds a way to make everyone happy. She may be bitchy to you at first but the more you know her the more of a sweetheart she turns out to be. Ashlee's are always over protective of there close friends and will fight anyone who hurts there friends. She has a great sense of humor and always ready to make a joke. Ashlee's tend to love animals more than you think they could, they love all and any animal and she will fight you on that. If you have an Ashlee keep her close and never let her go.

Person 1: Who's that person petting all those dogs?
Person 2: That's Ashlee she's my soul sister/best friend.

Ashlee by ampdms061717 May 24, 2018

ashlee 

she chill asf. but wild witha poppin personality. she wont switch up, and keeps her circle small. very loyal but can be a playa too. she puts her family first, no matter what. loves to go out, and down for whatever but doesnt push past her limits..

ashlee is poppin, lol.

ashlee by 4o8babyy April 23, 2019

Ashlee 

A really cool hot lady that is sexy and fucking amazing

Man:Oh shit it's ashlee.
Man faints.

Ashlee by Ohyea111 August 3, 2018