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Asexual Sex 

Asexual sex is the most sexual interactions an asexual female will ever have with another person for any reason other than to please another person. This activity is strangely pleasing to asexual females, even if they dislike being touched, and is also referred to as asexy sex, or nosing.

Asexual sex is conducted by lying next to or on top of another person, and nuzzling their skin gently with your nose. The most common / pleasing form is nuzzling the facial skin, but the same technique can also be applied to other parts of the body. During this process, the asexual is generally fond of feeling or listening to their partner's breathing. The participants often switch roles during the process, alternating between the nuzzler and the one being nuzzled.
Asexual sex is not necessarily a sexual activity, and while preferable, does not even need to be conducted between two asexual females. It pleases the asexual female, but does not need to sexually arouse her. This is often misunderstood, as asexy sex is often accompanied by soft moaning or purring noises.
Nosing is a comforting activity which is meant to create pleasure in a comfortable and non-awkward way, and is done in the dark. Both participants must be fully consensual in order for the asexual female to feel comfortable. Clothing is optional but preferred depending on circumstances and level of comfort with the other person.
Person 1 - We're both asexual, and I'm feeling cuddly. Wanna have asexual sex?
Person 2- Sure, as long as we can't see each other, because that would be weird.
Asexual Sex by AsexualKiwi March 27, 2015
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asexualsexual 

some fake sexuality where u are attracted to ppl who are asexual
hey man im asexualsexual
die
asexualsexual by 24kQxirky June 8, 2021

A-sexual 

Lacking sexual attraction to people; not feeling sexual attraction towards others.

(A-sexuals can get horny, and can have sex, they just don't look at someone they like and think sexually of them.)
Girl: So have you and your girlfriend had sex yet?

Boy: No, we don't really need to, we're both a-sexual.
A-sexual by AndrogynousPlant June 17, 2016

Duke-a-sexual 

People through their awful personalities or homeliness who make a conscious decision to become bisexual, thereby doubling potential sexual partners yet still remain unfuckable to everyone.
Despite his fame and fortune JJ Redick is one lonely
duke-a-sexual.
Duke-a-sexual by SousedBergin December 24, 2007

a-sexual 

One who is not sexually, physically, or mentally attracted to either sex (male or female), or anything else for that matter (animals, themselves, people in general, etc.).

One who avoids (whether naturally or on purpose) love, dating, sex, crushes, intimacy, relationships, or anything of the likes.
John does not find women attractive and never wants to be in a relationship with one, however, because he feels the same way about men, he is a-sexual.
a-sexual by xxaax March 25, 2006

ricardo is a sexual predator 

a-sexual 

A person (male or female) that can be attracted to either of the sexes but not in a sexual mannor. They have little or no sexual urges, wants, or desires unless mating but may still hold interest in relationships and love. Feels closness only on an emotional basis. May have a chemical inbalance.
No, shes not a lesbian she's A-sexual.
a-sexual by b_slushie January 11, 2008
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