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Asertion 

(Adj)Often confused for Assertion, Asertion is a person whose life going by really fast, failing to grab onto anything, and succumbing to just letting it keep rolling. Making new friends just for them to leave, or having an opportunity arise then stripped away from them shortly after. When a person is Asertion, give them time, for they have been in unknown territory for awhile.
The girl wanted the boy to know that she was not leaving, but the boy was too Asertion to believe her.
Asertion by Asertion October 3, 2025
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Disingenuous Assertions 

Disingenuous: lacking in frankness, candor, or sincerity; falsely or hypocritically

Assertion: positive statement or declaration, often without support or reason: a mere assertion; an unwarranted assertion.

put the two together and you have Disingenuous Assertions so I'll dumb it down for you people

Disingenuous Assertions: pretty much lying to make someone look good and something that so infuriating that it makes soldiers want to punch reporters
I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions
Disingenuous Assertions by Bushyfro September 29, 2011

ascertion 

The state when a person is so convinced of their own self-righteous assertions that he or she will actually have a tangible feeling in their ass (variant of ass-certain).
I newed so much that Forrest Gump was a real person, I made an ascertion!
ascertion by TheWordSir June 26, 2009

Apertion 

Apertion, noun (archaic) (Latin: apertio)

1. The act of opening.

2. An opening.

3. An aperture, hole, crack.
"By ruption or apertion" --Wiseman
Apertion by rsneo April 24, 2009

Asvertion 

A Rock Band Discovered In The Plataform Of SoundCloud In 2020, having 3 studio albums in less than 6 months, being one of the best bands of that year, a band too different from the others and one of the most original today.
one of the most innovative and original bands in history
Pers 1: Hey have do you listen Asvertion ?
Pers 2: The weird band of soundcloud?, yeah It's a good band !
Asvertion by Validia January 16, 2021

BATTERY ASSERTION 

The biggest ASSHOLE on this planet that only the spiteful HUMAN BEINGS can invent.

It is everybody's PRISON CELL

It is why the PRISON UNIFORMS are the COLOR ORANGE in PRISON.
Hey DUMB DUMB it is not a LIVING THING , as THE THING is to make this BATTERY ASSERTION as you have NO POWER and TIME is never yours.

Hey it's like RADIOACTIVE as to tell you the truth as a BATTERY ASSERTION as where can I find a PRISON to give me some more POWER AND TIME?

Here is a BATTERY ASSERTION it takes a certain RANGE OF TIME to get POWER and TIME as well as when you are getting it , it is 0 (COLOR).

Initial Assertion 

And no, it isn't an instance of "Well, you don't care about other people so why do you expect them to care about you?" Because...
Hym "My INITIAL ASSERTION was the YOU only ACTUALLY GIVE A SHIT in a vague and abstract sense. That if you actually looked at the working class you claim to be for, you wouldn't like them very much at an individual level and would PROBABLY do something vaguely analogous to this. It's visible at a glance. Remember? The monologue from the Joker the I WROTE? That event 1... Or A. Event A is you (in abstraction or just the people around me in general) not giving a shit. Event B is the continuation of Event A. Event C is me not giving a shit. Event D is you saying 'If you don't give a shit why do you expect other people to?' Event E is you saying 'Well, if you don't give a shit then you don't get to suceed without me signing off on it.' That is the entire antecedent chain from the time I started writing until now. And I've already outlined the chain up until I've started writing. So, no. You're still dumb. I'm still smart."
Initial Assertion by Hym Iam August 24, 2023
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