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A man above the age of 50 that either has a grandson or rides a horse (or both) and says wise things.
Gee Carl, that wiseman sure has a nice horse!
by Liammi February 04, 2017
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To take life as it comes, to view things in a practical light. Also to mercilessly diss things which deserve it.
If you carry on Wisemaning, Mr Black will kill you

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Oh, bit of a Wiseman there.
by ed. November 09, 2004
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(noun) - A person who posts derogatory entries on UrbanDictionary.com, typically based on someone's name. A "Wiseman" is typically very passive-aggressive and is unable to discuss his or her feelings and issues with those whom have upset them, instead resorting to the aforementioned act of posting derogatory remarks.
Did you hear that Joe posted a nasty entry about Frank on UrbanDictionary.com because Frank pissed him off today? Man, Joe is such a Wiseman, he just needs to grow up.
by bronzeback February 04, 2010
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When you have a caffeine drink and weed together to get amped up for the day.
Rob started getting that 2:30 feeling so he had a Wise Man
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A guy who was a hippie in the 1960's hippie generation and who now has joined the neohippie movement. So called because he has a lot of experence with being a hippie in the 1960's to pass along to second hippie generation.
John's dad's a wise man he was at the first woodstock.
by Deep blue 2012 April 06, 2010
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Weird awkward asian kid, possibily a loner. Will sometimes play chess with himself outside even in the harshest canadian winter weather.Prone to be used as the center focus of a joke.
Looks wise. But, in truth deeply disturbed.
HA! Look at wise man. It's fucking minus 30 and he playing chess.

"Trr ta ta ta", wise man

"Whaaa, what's the probleme?", wise man
by anonymous April 07, 2005
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