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Ascendas 

An extraterrestrial and superficial word to describe someone capable of large proceeds. Commonly a name used by a person, company, organization, et cetera.
Ascendas is such a well renown person!
Ascendas by s_hocktrooper December 6, 2020
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ascendatron 

An alternate name for an escalator, presumably used by people who think "descendatron" is a real word.
Ascendatron? What the hell?
ascendatron by Clipse August 8, 2006

Ascends the Patrick 

When something good or funny happens.
It really ascends the Patrick when grandma makes me cookies.

Havoc Ascendancy 

A Roblox War Clan owned by "Xegic" (A known PastelKiddy Imposter), in which the most good looking member is PatientCicero, and not the rumored "Blaeded"
Are they seriously adding a Gun Division to Havoc Ascendancy?

Yeah, that groups really gone downhill since Cicero left..
Havoc Ascendancy by Heh gl September 18, 2018

ascendant 

That last movie in The Divergent Series that everyone wants but isn't going to get anytime soon.
"I'm really excited for Ascendant!"
"I guess you didn't hear the news..."
ascendant by antisocialfangirl February 21, 2017

Ascendant 

Rising in the east just above the horizon.

or
Having been risen.
On easter morning we dropped acid before attending sacrament meeting, thereby gaining a firm witness of how ascendant Jesus truly is. Jesus Christ ascended death, therefore he is ascendant.
Ascendant by FURBjr April 8, 2022

ascendant 

1- parent, grandparent, great-grandparent, great-great-grandparent, great-great-great-grandparent, great-great-great-great-grandparent, great-great-great-great-great-grandparent and etc.
2- being in control; superiority, or commanding influence; ascendancy
3- a royal heir assuming
4- the horoscope, or that degree of the ecliptic which rises above the horizon at the moment of one's birth; supposed to have a commanding influence on a person's life and fortune.
5- ascent; height; elevation
6- ancestor
Ascendant.
ascendant by MONJZWY June 14, 2023
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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