Ascendas 

An extraterrestrial and superficial word to describe someone capable of large proceeds. Commonly a name used by a person, company, organization, et cetera.

Ascendas is such a well renown person!

Ascendas by s_hocktrooper December 6, 2020

ascendatron 

An alternate name for an escalator, presumably used by people who think "descendatron" is a real word.

Ascendatron? What the hell?

ascendatron by Clipse August 8, 2006

Ascends the Patrick 

When something good or funny happens.

It really ascends the Patrick when grandma makes me cookies.

Ascends the Patrick by NoScopeDatPope May 26, 2022

Havoc Ascendancy 

A Roblox War Clan owned by "Xegic" (A known PastelKiddy Imposter), in which the most good looking member is PatientCicero, and not the rumored "Blaeded"

Are they seriously adding a Gun Division to Havoc Ascendancy?

Yeah, that groups really gone downhill since Cicero left..

Havoc Ascendancy by Heh gl September 18, 2018

ascendant 

That last movie in The Divergent Series that everyone wants but isn't going to get anytime soon.

"I'm really excited for Ascendant!"
"I guess you didn't hear the news..."

ascendant by antisocialfangirl February 21, 2017

Ascendant 

Rising in the east just above the horizon.

or
Having been risen.

On easter morning we dropped acid before attending sacrament meeting, thereby gaining a firm witness of how ascendant Jesus truly is. Jesus Christ ascended death, therefore he is ascendant.

Ascendant by FURBjr April 8, 2022

ascendant 

1- parent, grandparent, great-grandparent, great-great-grandparent, great-great-great-grandparent, great-great-great-great-grandparent, great-great-great-great-great-grandparent and etc.
2- being in control; superiority, or commanding influence; ascendancy
3- a royal heir assuming
4- the horoscope, or that degree of the ecliptic which rises above the horizon at the moment of one's birth; supposed to have a commanding influence on a person's life and fortune.
5- ascent; height; elevation
6- ancestor

Ascendant.

ascendant by MONJZWY June 14, 2023