As I You 

What the Lord and Brian D. says in reponse to 'I love you'

As I You is also the awesomest band to be created in the Carmel area for a while....Good music,good lyrics,great people great Lord.

As I You!

As I You by Ky March 3, 2004

do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss 

when a father is telling his son to do something and the son isn't doing it and the dad gets pissed

when a father is telling his son to do something and the son isn't doing it and the dad gets pissed and says do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss

do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss by The Bandit May 8, 2008

Like/more than/same as I think you're dumb 

1. (slang) Used to give emphasis

Girls: Your wife is pregnant Like/more than/same as I think you're dumb
Rehan: Pregnant cats are not for girls

Like/more than/same as I think you're dumb by JayMoneySpamsL2 February 19, 2019

Heavenly Father, bear witness as I show you the strength of your creation 

When you're about to be solo'ing an army and need strength

You: "Heavenly Father, bear witness as I show you the strength of your creation"

Enemy army: *Running away from fear as you lock in*

Heavenly Father, bear witness as I show you the strength of your creation by Fluph February 23, 2025

are you as turned on as i is?

What Kevin Federline said to Britney Spears as they saw two cows, uh... being naughty.

"More," Britney replied.

are you as turned on as i is? by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel June 2, 2005

“I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.” 

A quote by bilbo baggins from the Lord of The Rings

“I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”

“I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.” by heyheyheyyeh May 27, 2022

I'm not as think as you drunk I am. 

A spoof, often on a t-shirt, of someone who is so drunk that they begin to confuse words in a sentence with other words, and switch their places, often after an all night party.

"Joe, you can't drive home, you're wasted."
"Yeah, I'll drive you man."
"Nah, guys, don't worry about it. I'm not as think as you drunk I am."

I'm not as think as you drunk I am. by Conman140069 January 5, 2010