25 definitions by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel

battle of the bands

The ongoing battle of all of Urban Dictionary. If someone dislikes a band, they'll throw in a really bad definition about that. That's what I like to call the Battle of the Bands.

Green Day sucks so bad. I'm gonna go write a mean definition on UD.

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel May 28, 2005

skee-lo

A very mysterious rapper. One day, he got up, wrote "I Wish", which became a big hit, then was never heard from again. It wasn't even realeased as a single. A radio station found it in their toilet one day. No one knows how it got there.

Skee-Lo? Oooooooooooooooh. Creepy.

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel May 28, 2005

authoritah

Basically, power. Most effective when employed in Colorado, in Park County.

Dude: You will RESPECT my AUTHORITAH
Other dude: Okay. *respects dude's authoritah*

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel May 29, 2005

ungrateful

When someone just doesn't care about all the good things you've done for them.

Namely, the French.


And don't forget the Canadians. They're half-french.

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel May 29, 2005

baha men

A sad entry in the book of life. The rap/pop band's one-hit wonder, which was quite tuneless in the first place, -'s chorus went "NOW HOO LET THE DAWGZ OWIZZOWT WOOF WOOF" and had thusly created the most annoying catch phrase of the early 2000's.

Jim: Hey, last night, a guy broke into my house and left the door open, thus creating a gateway for my Shnauzher to escape torture.

Bo: Oh, really? I bet he REALLLY let the dogs out. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!

Jim: Hey didn't the Baha Men sing that?

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel June 5, 2005

opinion

Onion + 3.
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48111 74502 84102 70193 85211 05559 64462 29489 54930 38196
44288 10975 66593 34461 28475 64823 37867 83165 27120 19091
45648 56692 34603 48610 45432 66482 13393 60726 02491 41273
72458 70066 06315 58817 48815 20920 96282 92540 91715 36436
78925 90360 01133 05305 48820 46652 13841 46951 94151 16094
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98336 73362 44065 66430 86021 39494 63952 24737 19070 21798
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51870 72113 49999 99837 29780 49951 05973 17328 16096 31859
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71010 00313 78387 52886 58753 32083 81420 61717 76691 47303
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(or, in other words, PI!)

Onion + pi equals opinion, so that must mean opinion is a very stinky but intelligent thing that will be the death of us all (poison onion gas and the quest for all pi digits will end the world, alond with this "opinion").

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel May 31, 2005

cartman

The fat dude on South park.

Likes: Racism, Okama, Casa Bonita, Terrence & Phillip, blasphemy & getting his way

Dislikes: Just about everything else

Kenny: *picks up phone* Mff mff mff phone for you.

Cartman: Not racism?

Kenny: Mf.

Cartman: Not Okama?

Kenny: Mf.

Cartman: Not Terrence & Phillip?

Kenny: Mf.

Cartman: Not blasphemy?

Kenny: Mf.

Cartman: Not getting my way?

Kenny: Mf.

Cartman: Not interested.

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel June 5, 2005