25 definitions by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel

are you as turned on as i is?

What Kevin Federline said to Britney Spears as they saw two cows, uh... being naughty.

"More," Britney replied.

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel May 29, 2005

A few days later

When something very exciting happens one day, and the next exciting even doesn't happen until next week, then you just say "a few days later" and it skips over all of that boring time!

Cartman: Oh, no, the bad guy got away!
Timmy: Timmy!

A FEW DAYS LATER...

Cartman: Look, Timmy, there's the bad guy again!
Timmy: Timmy!

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel May 29, 2005

baha men

A sad entry in the book of life. The rap/pop band's one-hit wonder, which was quite tuneless in the first place, -'s chorus went "NOW HOO LET THE DAWGZ OWIZZOWT WOOF WOOF" and had thusly created the most annoying catch phrase of the early 2000's.

Jim: Hey, last night, a guy broke into my house and left the door open, thus creating a gateway for my Shnauzher to escape torture.

Bo: Oh, really? I bet he REALLLY let the dogs out. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!

Jim: Hey didn't the Baha Men sing that?

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel June 5, 2005

You fail at the internets

What cool dudes say when someone's being a noob.

Noob: *spams up the boards*
Cool dude: Wow. You fail at the internets.

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel June 3, 2005

cartman

The fat dude on South park.

Likes: Racism, Okama, Casa Bonita, Terrence & Phillip, blasphemy & getting his way

Dislikes: Just about everything else

Kenny: *picks up phone* Mff mff mff phone for you.

Cartman: Not racism?

Kenny: Mf.

Cartman: Not Okama?

Kenny: Mf.

Cartman: Not Terrence & Phillip?

Kenny: Mf.

Cartman: Not blasphemy?

Kenny: Mf.

Cartman: Not getting my way?

Kenny: Mf.

Cartman: Not interested.

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel June 5, 2005

cartman

The FAT dude on South Park who is so FAT that in the second episode, he gets even FATTER.

Cartman is so fat. I can't believe this is the first definition on May 26, 2005.

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel May 29, 2005

Microsoft CD

A CD that has been spawned at MicroSoft.

An Apple engineer once said "They say, if you play a MicroSoft CD backwards, you can hear satan. But that's nothing. Play it forward and it installs Windows! :O"

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel May 27, 2005