As dick 

When an activity or event is described with the concrete noun 'dick', it is said that there is no other word or descriptor available to describe the extreme sense of elation or distress.

Ahh man this dank Zoot has got me high as dick

As dick by Bonkmaster3000 August 24, 2021

Yummy as Dick 

Yummy as dick. aka YAD

Sometimes the things in life are in fact yummy as dick, or so I've been told.

The pinot noir I had was yummy as dick.

Yummy as Dick by Delta Kiral December 23, 2011

Hot as dick 

term used in the penta-hood to describe how hot it truly is. Often correlates with temperatures above 85 degrees Fahrenheit.

Dude, its hot as dick today.

Hot as dick by fivedollalove May 13, 2010

I'm as serious as dick cancer 

The term "I'm as serious as dick cancer" is a response from one guy when asked by another guy if they are serious.

Person 1- Are you serious????

Person 2- I'm serious, bro! I'm as serious as dick cancer"!

I'm as serious as dick cancer by Hankscolts November 13, 2011

Slow as dick 

When something is slower then a 80 year old man's dick getting hard.

Yo man, your car is slow as dick.

Slow as dick by Gold 123456789 October 27, 2013

tight as dick's hat band

When something is very close fitting. Also can mean when someone is a cheapskate.

Also can be a play on words. Dick is a man's name and he wears a hat that is too tight....but it can also refer to the male genitalia and the foreskin around the head.

"Man, that dress she had on was tight as dick's hat band!"

"I will never date Johnny again. He is too cheap! Tight as dick's hat band."

tight as dick's hat band by Kani's world April 2, 2017

brick as dick

1) An extreme version of the slang term "brick." Instead of meaning just cold, "brick as dick" means freezing.
2) An adjective used to describe something brolic.
3) An adjective used to describe something extremely hard.

Tim: I hate the winter.
John: I know, it's brick as dick out right now!

brick as dick by T-Man F. January 6, 2009