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Artic Monkey 

Aka a white porch monkey, also known as a saltine cracker (a white person)
I'm pretty sure that artic monkey doesn't have food stamps.

Get that artic monkey off my lawn

artic monkeys 

tottallly chill band, one of the best indie rock bands and one of the most well known. popular songs flouresent adolecent.AWSOME!!!!! yet not that well known.
Alex Turner
Jamie Cook
Nick O'Malley
Matt Helders<<<band memebers
Kid1:I lovee all music soo much i have the best play list?
Kid2: so what type of music do you like ?
Kid1:Britany spears,you?
Kid2:oh im into indierock,artic monkeys is a cool band
kid1:whatss indie rock? ..why havnt i herd them on kiss 108
Kid: maybe cause you bought your entire playlist off itunes most popular catagorie mainstreem bitch
artic monkeys by sexkitten22bb August 18, 2011

artic monkeys 

Mispelling of the band Arctic Monkeys, you probably seen it at least once in your life time.

Makes you want to roll your eyes and laugh your ass off.
In a comment section...
A: I love Artic Monkeys, they are the star of indie rock bands!
B: Artic Monkeys is so cool
C: I wish Artic Monkeys is telling us the release date of AM7 soon.

Person X: IT'S ARCTIC MONKEYS, IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO SPELL!
artic monkeys by thequeeenisdead February 11, 2022

Arctic Monkey 

The act of freezing a banana over night and useing it as a dildo the next day.

Also leaving a banana flavor on the area of use ;)
Jen: "why do you smell like a banana"
Jill: "oh I just gave myself a good old arctic monkey"
Jen: "ohhhhh lucky you"
Arctic Monkey by Lwellington August 26, 2015

attic monkey 

A type of small monkey that hides in attics and sometimes will come out to throw oranges at you.
Oh snap the attic monkey threw an orange at me
attic monkey by Ostrem December 11, 2019

attic monkey 

A type of jew that hides, along with its money, in the attic of a house. In many cases this is cleverly consealed by a bookcase or hidden stairway.
Nazi 1 ~ I was reading some attic monkeys diary the other day.
Nazi 2 ~ oh yeah? who was it by?
Nazi 1 ~ Anne Frank.
Nazi 2 ~ Awesome stuff, i hope our boys shot her and her fellow attic monkeys; before stealing their vast cash supplies.
Nazi 1 ~ Oh, have u read it before?
attic monkey by brad armstrong March 23, 2007
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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