Artic Monkey

Aka a white porch monkey, also known as a saltine cracker (a white person)
I'm pretty sure that artic monkey doesn't have food stamps.

Get that artic monkey off my lawn
by Articmonkeyballz June 10, 2024
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James

Typically a middle aged bald white guy, likes ranch
Wow that sure is james
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