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Rejected U.S. Army slogans

"Kill All That You Can Kill"
"Shower With Men"
"Knock Up Foreign Broads"
"All The Grits You Can Eat"
"Be A Flame Thrower, Not A Flame Broiler"
"Purple Hearts = Free Beers At Hooters"
"Whimsical And Human, Just Like M*A*S*H"
"Cubicles Are For Wusses"
"Napalm Means Serious BBQ"
"Over 1,000,000 Sheared, Beaten, And Worked Into A Sub-Human Fury!"
"Totally Beefcake and Proud of It"
"Beat Up Sailors"
"We Won't Screw Your Mind Up As Bad As The Marines Will"
"Kicking Nazi Tail Since 1942"
"Don''t Ask, Don''t Tell, Don''t Accessorize"
“Risk Your Life for Freedoms No One Appreciates!"
"Play Doom… For Real!"
"Sure Beats Learnin'!"
"Because Terminators Are Real"
Because Terminators are real
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Reagan's Army 

The American population of homeless, largely comprised of the mentally ill, displaced upon President Reagan's disbanding of state-run mental health institutions.
It's a nice neighborhood if you don't mind being overrun by Reagan's Army on your way to your car.
Reagan's Army by eunoia May 6, 2009

bob's army 

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bob's army by ︻デ┳═ー August 31, 2020

Dad's Army 

One of the funniest comedy series ever created, followed a platoon of Home Guard volunteers in a litte seaside town called Walmingtom-on-Sea
Some Dad's army catchphrases "Don't Panic! Don't Panic!"- Private Jones, "Put that light out!"- Hodges the greengrocer
Dad's Army by Dad's army123 April 20, 2009

Pedro's Army 

Pedro's Army is a group of people who met on Tumblr after reading a Starship fanfiction named Learning to Dance. Members of Pedro's Army are often seen hanging out on their TinyChat and talking about LTD.
'hey, did you read Karri's new chapter?'

'OHMYGOD, MY TEARS!'

'Are you coming to the Pedro's Army Tinychat?'

'I'LL BE THERE JUST AS SOON AS I'VE FINISHED CRYING OVER THIS CHAPTER!'
Pedro's Army by blargoblargoblargo December 27, 2011

Emily's Army 

Kick ass punk band from Oakland California. Named after a good cause. Check them out on myspace.
The End.

:)
Emily's Army.
Emily's Army by Zivmaster June 24, 2009

Army Men Sarge's Heroes 

Possibly one of the best nostalgic games of all time. Sarge's Heroes is a game about the green and tan plastic toy army men. You play as a green one named sergeant Hawk or "Sarge" You go through many levels both in "The real world" which is the world we live in. Everything in the real world is large and you are the size of a plastic soldier. The plastic world is the world where the army men normally are. The plastic world is more real looking and fit to scale the army men. The Tan Army is the evil side of the game and your goal is to just destroy any tan soldier that moves. This game is a classic favorite and even has a sequel. I personally loved these games.
Army Men Sarge's Heroes Green Tan Lots Of Fun