a person who constantly dates and then cheats on army men, because shes such a whore she can't wait for her man to get back.
" God, Kirsten is such a Army Slut, thts like her third listed Boyfriend this week. "
by Theone15 January 23, 2012
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A chick that you can use for just about anything
I was fuckin this chick in the ass last night, when I was done she ate her own shit off my dick, then she ate my shit, then she changed the oil in my car, then she sucked off the dog.

Man she sounds like a real Swiss army slut.
by sweatygooch August 2, 2010
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