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Armistead

A big fat crab that will probe you and steal your prostate and dump you into hydrochloric acid.
Some student - "Hey Armistead have you done the attendance yet?"
Armistead - "ARGH Sh*t Mariel!!!"
by Chinkistead420 March 28, 2022
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Dan Armistead

Another name for an insane, good, zany, and ridiculous ball of fun.
Did you see that Dan Armistead at the rave? He was spreading good vibes like a boss.
by shirunei19 September 2, 2010
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Aristea

A term to describe a hot and cute woman. She's made of hell and definitely would kill for her loved ones. She really loves food and has that ride or die vibe. She only reveals her cute side to people who are worth it. She's a bit crazy but she's really worth every minute you talk to her. She's bomb asf and every guy wish they had her. She can either make you melt or get hard with one look.
I wish Aristea would call me daddy
Damn she's really cute
by May 98 August 24, 2020
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Amistad 2

a comedic gem, combining titanic and amistad to create a masterly of lulz. found within the movie scary movie. featuring one of the Wayans brother's as the main lead.
I'm the king of the world *yelling incoherently*

cue appearance of balding slave master with his whip cocked back.

the whip cracks across the back of the initial speaker, who happens to be black, impersonating the king of the world moment from titanic.

Amistad 2: Get your ass back down here boy!

In theaters soon
by Keoni-san July 17, 2009
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aristea

a word used to describe perfection and ultimate coolness.
No wonder Aristea is doing so well, she is so cool!
by my real name is me July 27, 2010
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armstead

The most amazing name for a man. He is sweet, funny, caring, hot, and great in bed. He is kind of a video game nerd but leads a social life he loves to be outside and hang out with friends. He is a Greek God
Kaylee: Hey who's that cool guy everyone's taking about?

Boy: oh that's Armstead
by Nxx0ne December 20, 2016
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Aristea

aristea so good and beautiful... Also so damn hot and sexy....she looks crazy but when she get hot you will moan her name loud...so watch out...many guys want her, but she will love one....
Aristea the word of sexines and hotness.. Be careful....
by May 98 January 5, 2018
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