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Armistead 

A big fat crab that will probe you and steal your prostate and dump you into hydrochloric acid.
Some student - "Hey Armistead have you done the attendance yet?"
Armistead - "ARGH Sh*t Mariel!!!"
Armistead by Chinkistead420 March 28, 2022
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Dan Armistead 

Another name for an insane, good, zany, and ridiculous ball of fun.
Did you see that Dan Armistead at the rave? He was spreading good vibes like a boss.
Dan Armistead by shirunei19 September 2, 2010
A term to describe a hot and cute woman. She's made of hell and definitely would kill for her loved ones. She really loves food and has that ride or die vibe. She only reveals her cute side to people who are worth it. She's a bit crazy but she's really worth every minute you talk to her. She's bomb asf and every guy wish they had her. She can either make you melt or get hard with one look.
I wish Aristea would call me daddy
Damn she's really cute
Aristea by May 98 August 24, 2020
a comedic gem, combining titanic and amistad to create a masterly of lulz. found within the movie scary movie. featuring one of the Wayans brother's as the main lead.
I'm the king of the world *yelling incoherently*

cue appearance of balding slave master with his whip cocked back.

the whip cracks across the back of the initial speaker, who happens to be black, impersonating the king of the world moment from titanic.

Amistad 2: Get your ass back down here boy!

In theaters soon
Amistad 2 by Keoni-san July 17, 2009
a word used to describe perfection and ultimate coolness.
No wonder Aristea is doing so well, she is so cool!
aristea by my real name is me July 27, 2010

armstead 

The most amazing name for a man. He is sweet, funny, caring, hot, and great in bed. He is kind of a video game nerd but leads a social life he loves to be outside and hang out with friends. He is a Greek God
Kaylee: Hey who's that cool guy everyone's taking about?

Boy: oh that's Armstead
armstead by Nxx0ne December 20, 2016
aristea so good and beautiful... Also so damn hot and sexy....she looks crazy but when she get hot you will moan her name loud...so watch out...many guys want her, but she will love one....
Aristea the word of sexines and hotness.. Be careful....
Aristea by May 98 January 5, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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