armstead

The most amazing name for a man. He is sweet, funny, caring, hot, and great in bed. He is kind of a video game nerd but leads a social life he loves to be outside and hang out with friends. He is a Greek God

Kaylee: Hey who's that cool guy everyone's taking about?

Boy: oh that's Armstead

by Nxx0ne December 20, 2016

Armistead

A big fat crab that will probe you and steal your prostate and dump you into hydrochloric acid.

Some student - "Hey Armistead have you done the attendance yet?"
Armistead - "ARGH Sh*t Mariel!!!"

by Chinkistead420 March 28, 2022

Dan Armistead

Another name for an insane, good, zany, and ridiculous ball of fun.

Did you see that Dan Armistead at the rave? He was spreading good vibes like a boss.

by shirunei19 September 2, 2010

Amstead

An old Alabama tradition, but with a twist. You go to fuck your sister but accidentally eat cereal out of your moms asshole.

Fuck I got amstead

by DEFCON267 December 19, 2022