Armic 

Armic is mid

The ability to maintain a constant idiotic mindset. Which also includes a very profound racism and homophobia. An example would be when someone is acting like a complete retard, you would say, "You're acting like such an armic!"

Armics are usually extremely brain dead

The Armics are a dumb species whose name has become synonymous with stupidity. The research suggests the Armic, rather than being stupid, boasted at least the same intelligence as its fellow members of the goofy ahh family.

Armic is Mid

Armic by GreenVan January 18, 2023

armic 

Extreme chad. Armics usually use pre-built pc's which takes off 10 chad points.

"That Armic is an absolute chad, too bad he uses a pre-built"

armic by NoVoid10 November 22, 2021

armic 

Absolute chad. Often uses a pre-built pc which instantly makes him lose 10 chad-points.

Armic's an absolute chad. Too bad he uses a pre-built

armic by NoVoid10 November 22, 2021

Armin Arlert 

A being smarter than everyone and everything

Boy1: That guys a real Armin Arlert.
Boy2: I know right

Armin Arlert by Pixies November 15, 2014

Amica Cream 

A cream that magically makes two black eye, broken nose, and busted lips disappear immediately. So good no one will know. Endorsement by Amber Heard’s legal team.

Have you heard of Amica cream? Do you know if she was wearing any Amica cream

Amica Cream by BinaryBlonde May 9, 2022

Armchair Expert 

Someone who claims to know all the answers to a problem, situation or scenario but has little or no experience or real understanding of it. Usually found on internet forums or writing in the letters section of tabloid newspapers. When faced with educated people who disassemble their argument with facts, they often state they learned their experience at the "University of life".

"If you exceed the speed limit by just 1 mph, you should be banned from driving"

"But you've never driven in your life, you're just an armchair expert"

Armchair Expert by The Welsh Wizard January 11, 2012

Armchair Columbo

A person who thinks they can work out the motives, actions and guilt of people involved in high profile media criminal cases, based only on media revelations and their limited imagination.

Derivation is from Lt Columbo (a fictional TV Homicide detective from the 70's and 80's) who always knew who the killer was, within 2 minutes of meeting them (although, because this was fiction, he was always right)

Armchair Columbo's exist in a simple world full of Black and white motives, stranger dangers and Paedophiles hiding behind every tree

They are more likely to be conversant with TV police dramas than real life, and will know a great deal about forensic science from such shows as CSI:NY and NCIS, without realizing that most of this is fiction

Tigerlily: On the news, it said the missing boy was fully dressed and walked out the front door. How could a 3 year old dress himself and open the front door? I reckon the parents must know a lot more than they are letting on
Vinnie: Oh Tigerlily, you're such an Armchair Columbo

Armchair Columbo by DutchCappedCrusader January 16, 2014