Armenians

Ethnic Armenians live in Armenia, a small country in South Europe (The last country in Europe before the middle-east starts). By looks they closely resemble Greeks and their neighbors, Georgians. Most have pale skin with dark hair and eyes, but there are also a number of blond and red-headed Armenians with different eye colors.

They are the first adapters of Christianity, and defend it vigorously. They have suffered at the hands of Turkey and Azerbaijan, but the Armenians won't die. They fight for their land, even in such a hostile position.

I've never heard of Armenians, where's Armenia?
It's at the edge of Europe, a very hostile place

Armenians by DuckyDuck October 8, 2008

VTEC Armenians

VTEC Armenians noun;plural: (You can also call them VTECs for short.) The word VTEC is a name of an engine found in a Honda S2000, or other Honda models. But a VTEC Armenian is simply a fresh-off-the-boat, Iranian Armenian. Here in LA, all the "VTECs" would choose a fixed up Honda Civic, than choosing a supercharged 1967 Camaro. These types of people enjoy street racing, as if they own the road. They like to listen to Techno, they have spiked hair everywhere, they pluck or wax their eyebrows, and they supposedly get "crunk" at parties, when they don't even know what crunk means, they constantly use persian words while speaking armenian, and they always have to use the word bro when they are speaking english. VTEC stands for Verjapes Tehranits Ekank California. This phrase in Armenian means, We have finally arrived from Tehran, Iran to California.

1. Wow, those VTEC Armenians were going 120 mph on the 134 Southbound.

2. Can't those VTECs stop busting out Techno, and close their windows?

VTEC Armenians by Levon September 9, 2005

Armenian Back Nair 

When one is asked, forced, tricked, blackmailed, threatened, or willingly helps to apply Nair to an Armenians back. This is no small task, and will take serious forearm strength to wipe the rainforests of chemical burning hair away.

1. Hey big dog, you coming to jam tonight? No sorry champion, I got baited into another Armenian Back Nair night followed by a Cunnilingus Hedonist session and no reciprocation.

Armenian Back Nair by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 10, 2019

Armenian Scowl 

The face 99.5 % of Armenian females make when posing for a picture. Instead of smiling, it is to look at the camera like they are the cast of GOODFELLAS

1.You should of seen the Armenian Scowl I got when I defeated my bitchy Armenian GF at Durak

2. Kim Kardashian is the OG force behind the Armenian Scowl .

3. Why does my Armenian GF and her friends never smile. They are gorgeous, and have nice teeth and smiles, but for some reason prefer to just ice the camera with Armenian Scolws 100% of the time?

Armenian Scowl by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 9, 2019

Armenian Noodle Dip 

An Armenian noodle dip is when a man and woman are enagaged in sexual acts and as the man is about to cum he is standing up and holding the girl from the back of the neck where her face is right in front of the dick. the girl would then pout her lips for a few fun-filled cockslaps to lips and face until he is ready to cum. Right before the man cums he sticks the tip of his penis in the left nostril and cums, and the cum goes up and dips down the throat where you can play around with or pull it from eather side. (can be put in the right nostril but preferably the left)

Haig: Yeah so like i banged the shit out of her right?
Jon: Yeah..then what?
Haig: i saved my cum and thought should i give this bitch the armenian noodle dip?
Haig: you know i did.

Armenian Noodle Dip by Allllllex August 9, 2006

Armenian goodbye 

An "Armenian goodbye" is when a group of Armenian friends or family are saying goodbye to each other, but it takes a very long time. These friends or family might even go around and say goodbye to the same person twice or three times before actually leaving. This process can take such a long time because everyone keeps having more conversations as they are saying their goodbye's.

In a situation where friends or family are taking a long time to say goodbye, you might say, "This is such an Armenian goodbye."

Armenian goodbye by Hyegirl July 29, 2009

Armenian Temper 

When a middle aged Armenian man behaves similar to an 8 year old child who didn't get his way.

Oh man, whatever Russ and Jimmy just told Guy really got his Armenian temper flaring

Armenian Temper by Butt Doodle December 1, 2019