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Are you retarded? 

Said by one when another blurts out something that is simply not true or just total nonsense.
Person 1: 12AM is lunchtime right?

Person 2: Are you retarded?

Are you people retarded?

Quit looking up your name on urban dictionary. It's just someone with your name licking their own arse. Most of these things don't even match your name. Why are you people so gullible to this shit. I'm gonna kill myself
"Some asshole on urban dictionary said that my name means I'm a cool dude. Im gonna post it on snapchat so I can jerk myself off to my name" are you people retarded? Ffs
Are you people retarded? by Dennis102 December 11, 2016

You are retarded 

IQ of 70 or lower

People who have to look up I shit on your mom's face last night.
You are retarded. Need I say more?

Why the fuck did you follow the link at I shit on your mom's face last night?
You are retarded by Lixer December 13, 2007

you are a retarded 

The way retards who haven't heard of grammer say: you are a retard.
Guy A:i do not agree with you
Twinty: lol then you are a retarded
Guy B:that grammar... lmao
you are a retarded by Remi1001 April 18, 2018

The words I am saying... Are not a trick you retarded fucking asshole

The words I am saying... Are not a trick you retarded fucking asshole.
Hym Iam "The words I am saying... Are not a trick you retarded fucking asshole! What the actual fuck is wrong with you?"

are you regarded 

Slang for are you retarded, used when you're too retarded to spell retarded so you spell regarded.
are you regarded by AbeStan21 October 21, 2022
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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