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arconiaprime 

A pseudonym used to describe robotic penises. Sometimes, when penises are too abnormally formed or damaged, they have to be replaced with a robotic penis, or an arconiaprime.
Person 1: Dude, did you hear some dog chomped off rob's penis?
Person 2: Yeah, that sucks. He had to get an arconiaprime. It really keeps away the ladies.
arconiaprime by vectrabot January 21, 2010
A term used to describe two people madly in love but won't reveal their true feelings to each other in person. They communicate through their endless texting and facetime fantasies while also maintaining a professional relationship at school. Together they work their chemistry in their physics class with Becky and blossom their unknown eternal love and romanticism.
Archinita is such a perf match omg! Even Krishna would think twice before splitting these lovers apart.
Archinita by heeeelllooooooo November 29, 2017

ArchonVix 

A Ranged Tier 5, literally aimbots in Archon CW. You can also call him Vicks Vaporub, since quad, tai, scion bullied my ass.
ArchonVix - Vicks Vaporub
ArchonJJ - Deer Fucker
Tai - Hentai
Scion - Scented Cons
ArchonVix by GodlyEggVarious1111 November 17, 2021

ARCHONIS 

Surname of Bodyguard/"action star" James Francis Archonis aka FRANCIS ARCHON.
ARCHONIS always TYPES IN CAPS!
ARCHONIS by warbucks December 18, 2004

Archundia 

Other word for Big Boss
OH MY GOD THAT GUY JUST TAMED THAT TIGER HE'S SUCH AN ARCHUNDIA!!!!!
Archundia by dondude August 6, 2011

archonti 

Archonti is a beautiful person,she's kind,and funny,and doesn't take any of your shit. She's LOYAL AF and don't you dare mess with her. She knows how to turn her way around to always be right and tbh,most of the time she is. IMMACULATE fashion style. She's the girl who will put aside her own problems to help you. God complex,but who can blame her? she's the friend of the group that when there's no mom friend will take on that role,but when there is a mom friend,will do the absolutely craziest shit ever. A fun drunk. If you want song recommendations ask her,you won't be disappointed.
person no.1: Archonti is cool.
person no.2: NO NO NO you don't understand. she's an icon,she's a legend and she IS the moment.
archonti by eeriefallenangel November 20, 2021
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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