Archonti is a beautiful person,she's kind,and funny,and doesn't take any of your shit. She's LOYAL AF and don't you dare mess with her. She knows how to turn her way around to always be right and tbh,most of the time she is. IMMACULATE fashion style. She's the girl who will put aside her own problems to help you. God complex,but who can blame her? she's the friend of the group that when there's no mom friend will take on that role,but when there is a mom friend,will do the absolutely craziest shit ever. A fun drunk. If you want song recommendations ask her,you won't be disappointed.
person no.1: Archonti is cool.
person no.2: NO NO NO you don't understand. she's an icon,she's a legend and she IS the moment.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!