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Every few centuries there is a mortal champion who is destined for the greatest blessings of Chaos. He is Lord of the End Times, The Everchosen, who the Chaos Gods unite behind, bestowing all their gifts upon him. Each time one of these great warlords has walked the world it has heralded war and plague, famine and death of a massive scale. Nature itself abhors his presence, the ground splits asunder at his feet, the air churns and swirls around him. Of all the Everchosen of Chaos who have assailed the world over the ages, Archaon is the most ruthless and powerful, for he alone has succeeded in reclaiming the six treasures of Chaos. He is Chaos Incarnate, the herald of the Apocalypse, and where he walks the world trembles.
As the Everchosen of Chaos, Archaon bears the ultimate favor of each of the Dark Powers.
Archaon by lordofchaos July 22, 2010
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the fucking coolest, and strongest character in chaos(the COOLEST "race" in Warhammer) he is 855pts
hahahaha i have Archaon i shall WIN!!!!!
Archaon by Mr. Man May 14, 2004

Archoned 

Archon is the type of person that is gonna punch your eye out if you threaten his dad.

It's used when you want to say that you fucked someone completely up
Dude you Archoned him
Archoned by K2SO99 April 14, 2022
Angelic, perfect, musical, witty, bold, intelligent, and delightful.
Archana by Not_Archana January 14, 2020

Archanerosis 

The name given to a girl who likes to drag her cuntsack across the ground at 100 mph. Temper is driven when her condoms run out, or when she doesn't have enough pie. The Archanerosis has a very defined mating call: WAKA-WAKA-BOOM-BOOM BA-DUNK-A-DUNK NIGGAAA is the most commonly used mating call that she uses.
Xendax: Hey there Archan I laik pie.
Archanerosi: So do I I laik sum pie.
Archanerosis: I LAIK 2 FUK.
Archanerosis: HAHAHHAPECKWHLRC/.EWKNRCKLWERCQ
Archanerosis: WAKA-WAKA-BOOM-BOOM BA-DUNK-ADUNK NIGGAAA.
Archanerosis by indifferences February 16, 2013
Angelic, perfect, musical, witty, bold, intelligent, and delightful. Not used for people with only some of the listed features. All the traits are neeeded and must be present in the same person. Additional attributes are OK. Because of the strict list of requirements, the term is used extremely rarely.
Shes is no ordinary person- shes archana
archana by Decider_M May 15, 2006
Two Protoss High Templar Merged to form a uniquely powerful Psionic Entiry. See also Starcraft
Tassadar would have made an kick-ass Archon
archon by T April 1, 2004