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One-Armed Scissor 

It's a good thing we have nationalized health care because I did four one-armed scissors last night, eh?
One-Armed Scissor by BcozTheNite November 13, 2007
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arceda • arcedes • arcedo • ARC'ed • aced • Arcadia • Arcade • Arcade Fire • Arce • Arcee

Bat Arsed 

Next level up from rat arsed. To be absolutely steam boated beyond return. Bat arsed is a sacred level of pissed which worshippers of life seek on the weekend. Bat arsed state is achieved by robbing tinnes from Tesco, prank calling your mates mum for a blowie at least twice so she thinks your serious, not eating a single fucking nut on the day of bat arsery and seeing off at least 10 shots of pure stink. When bat arsed thou must expect to piss thy self so don't wear your best pair of Lonsdale undies and remember if any cunt tries to tell you you're to bat arsed put your fucking mush down and windmill the shit out of that worthless piece of cum.
Joe: Hey Ben, last weekend was awesome we got so bat arsed. How about we tone it down a notch tonight and get fucking shit wrecked?

Ben: Shut the fuck up Joe you little pussy, I wanna try force my floppy in an 18 stone train wreck of a woman and shit on my own floor tonight, so I'm definitely going for the bat arsed option. You're such a little bitch
Bat Arsed by NewyIsMassiv March 11, 2017

Arceusism 

Someone who views Arceus as the god of the world. Generally Nintendo Fanboys.
Guy 1 - Have you seen this Arceusism thing?

Guy 2 - Yeah, I am an Arceusist.

Guy 1 - WTF man its a load of bull!

Guy 2 - Don't....

Arceus used Judgement. It was super-effective.
Arceusism by Deadwood Punch November 11, 2010

Red Aced 

When your son gets pulled over by a deputy that looks like his balls haven't dropped for driving his go cart on the hi way with no helmet on.
People played down their lives to make sure we wouldn't have to wear no helmet, no I'm bout red aced over it!
Red Aced by QueenCobra October 7, 2022
Unique, gorgeous, and caring. She stands up for friends, though she's easily annoyed or angered. However, she is loved by many. She is a great friend to have, for she is funny, smart, and sweet. She is usually brunette or dark haired with dark brown eyes. She has big eyes, and beautiful curly hair. She is a great girl to love, and is faithful to her lover. She loves her family, and all her friends. Despite all her flaws, she always has one friend who loves her no matter what.
Hey, have you seen that new girl? Yeah, she's amazing. She's a total Arcelia.

Hey, bro, you seen that Arcelia girl? Yeah, she's sexy.
Arcelia by Sierra--Soul November 26, 2011

Arcade Craniacs 

Youtubers named Edward and Nicole who make satirical comedy videos as parodies of other Youtubers who make content geared towards younger children, such as ImJayStation. They are known for their videos about Among Us, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Elmo, and their viral memes such as the "you are sus" meme.
Have you seen that new Arcade Craniacs video? You are sus! Amogus amirite?
Arcade Craniacs by emid May 14, 2021
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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