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abropriate
Fuck Johnathan, packing that eight bowl last night while our dim-witted whores of friends argued over mundane and outright absurd shit was so abropriate.
abropriate by GANGTA ROON June 22, 2010
abror
Ambrose Alarm Clock
The act of urinating into a sleeping persons face to the point that they wake up. If the urinator is asked ‘What are you doing?’ The proper response would be ‘Pissin’. Also known as a Hellion Hello.
That lazy bastard Dean wouldn’t wake up for work so I gave him an Ambrose Alarm Clock. That got him up.
Ambrose Alarm Clock by Karl Hungus October 31, 2019
Dean Ambrose
Titty master and baddest man alive, Dean Ambrose is currently one-third of WWE faction the Shield and future main eventer.
Seth Rollins: "CM who? Huh? That's Dean Ambrose right there! That's the United States Champion! That's the man you all wish you could be and that's the man all you ladies want to be with tonight!"
Dean Ambrose by Alpha/Omega April 13, 2014
arbnora
A Girl, very beautiful and often dark haired. She has the cutest smile in the World and you can't live without her. She's very hot and sexy. Her eyes are beautiful and her nose is small. She's the type of girl you never want to lose it. Everybody loves Arbnora but only one guy can make her happy and get love from her. Usually She's an Albanian girl and thats one of one million points to love her.
arbnora by Dome_121016 January 4, 2017
anal arboretum
1) A botanical garden living in someone's asshole
2) Someone who enjoys woody objects shoved in to their rectum
2) Someone who enjoys woody objects shoved in to their rectum
"When I fart, it smells like lilac"
"That's because you have a fucking flower garden in you anal arboretum"
"That's because you have a fucking flower garden in you anal arboretum"
anal arboretum by Nutzen YerMouf February 9, 2018
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.