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Apriladawn 

Pronunciation: Ap-RIL-la-don

A dinosaur from the paleolithic period that can still be found to this day roaming parties. Although she appears to be a normal twenty-something female during normal hours this is not the case! Whenever you add alcohol, especially tequila, she transforms into her former, prehistoric, self. The Apriladawn is the most dangerous cock blocking prehistoric species that has been discovered. She is capable of cock blocking not only male-to-female hookups but can also cock block same sex interactions. Although she claims to have no knowledge of the cock blocking she is masterful in her art. The Apriladawn should be avoided at all costs unless you really have no desire to get down with some get down!
John: Dude...I think I can hookup with the chick in the corner!
Tim: Whatever you do...do not get close to that chick by the bar. She is a total Apriladawn. Those things are cock blocking machines!
John: Who the hell gave that chick tequila!
Apriladawn by bigherb February 16, 2010

Aprilday 

A cool, amazing sweet girl who is independent, caring, and loving. Sexy, hot, sleek, extremely funny, athletic. Can be quiet at times. Always joking but knows when to be serious. Always puts her friends and family before herself. Will usually always make your day when you meet one. An awesome kisser, and knows how to rock her body.
Wow, that girl knows how to make anyone smile, she must have been an Aprilday..
Aprilday by Ricekitty October 24, 2011
Comes from 'Aprilis' which is Latin for April, which is the month the Europeans first arrived in Cape Town.
Aprilian by Ruks May 13, 2005

April Dawn Kite 

April is love out of the darkness,
From the depth of infinity,
She is the moon and the sun,

She is the very air I breath to the flower,
Without April the world would be shadowed in a dark void of death, destruction and chais.,
Therefore we need and love our April Dawn Kite
April Dawn Kite is love forever,!!!
April Dawn Kite by 2Lucid May 7, 2021

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“aprildaweirdoooxD is so cool

Aprilday 

A fake-emergency radio-call that a mischievous pilot makes on the first day of the fourth month, just as a joke.
One should **never** make "Aprilday" distress-transmissions -- no matter WHAT the date --- since not only may it needlessly consume valuable resources and panic rescue-workers, but such "crying wolf" shenanigans can also cause emergency-response personnel to then incorrectly ignore legitimate requests for help, since they will merely think, "Here we go again" if said completely-genuine call comes in at around that date. It's actually happened in the past, where rescue-workers have impatiently refused to respond to a real call for help because "they thought it was just an April Fool's joke".
Aprilday by QuacksO November 15, 2021