Appnea

A condition where a person holds their breath for too long right before clicking a button on their device that may or may not do something really horrible,. Typically that button says "update now" or "I agree". Their brain is telling them NOT to click the button, but the device says click, so they hesitate, breathless doing nothing. Sometimes they pass out before clicking, which is always a good thing for the user's data, but not so much for the user.

Tony suffers from Appnea everytime his iPhone asks to turn-on location services, he is afraid they will THEN begin tracking him, oh, and he still believes in the Tooth Fairy.

Appnea by anonymous January 3, 2026

curb appeal 

The aesthetic charm of a house when first seen from the road; a home-improvement television program first aired on Home & Garden Television (HGTV).

"Look at that cute little cottage! See how well kept the garden is? See the beautiful swing chair on the porch? That house has great curb appeal!"

curb appeal by Christine Puff April 20, 2007

Work Apnea 

(n): A condition that plagues the majority of people who have to work for a living. Symptoms include: staring profusely at nothing, forgetting to breathe, slow responding vision, and complete lethargy. Cures for this condition include: Vacation, Holidays, Fake Sick Days, Closing time, Weekends, and Jack Daniels. This condition is highly contagious and is usually spread during lunch meetings.

"Why is Holly sitting there drooling on herself?" "I think she caught the Work Apnea last night!"

Work Apnea by Confuscious of English January 18, 2009

Sex appeal 

The properties and characteristics of an individual that one regards as sexually stimulating. Differs wildly between guys and girls, and even more so when taking kinks and fetishes into account.

Dude friend 1: Yo check out that hot chick at your 8' o clock
Dude friend 2: Damn that girl's got some insane sex appeal!
Dude friend 1: Hell yeah man, just look at her fine juicy ass!
Dude friend 2: Oh, I was ogling more at her fine legs and sexy feet
Dude friend 1: Mane we've got really some very different tastes..

Sex appeal by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 9, 2020

home state appeal

The advantage of a candidate running for national political office running in a state primary election who is generally believed to be the favorite due to their state of origin.

"Some candidates are bound to have home state appeal and be the favorite in the Presidential Election when they run in their home state."

home state appeal by yes juanito yes April 18, 2012

Ex Appeal 

A pernicious mechanism that compels one to want one's ex more than one would if that ex were a complete stranger, platonic friend, or active love interest. While some may attempt to explain ex appeal in terms of nostalgia or fear of change, the phenomenon remains an anomaly, as it could not at any moment in the history of the human race have promoted survival and so should have been squandered by selective pressures hundreds of thousands of years ago.

Brandon: Why are you still hollering at Alexandra? She got mad fat.

Reynold: She's got ex appeal.

Ex Appeal by ALFisBACKinPOGform! December 23, 2009

flex appeal

The appeal of a person resulting from their flex. It is essentially the clout derived from showing off expensive material goods in real life and/or posting them on social media.

Alexander has been flexing his new Louis Vuitton fanny pack to up his flex appeal.
Michelle has a lot of flex appeal.

flex appeal by inflatable dartboard January 28, 2019