Apnea 

A talented model and suicide girl from suicidegirls.com; makeup artist; from Texas.

Apnea is my favorite model.

Apnea by Winnona. February 24, 2005

Work Apnea 

(n): A condition that plagues the majority of people who have to work for a living. Symptoms include: staring profusely at nothing, forgetting to breathe, slow responding vision, and complete lethargy. Cures for this condition include: Vacation, Holidays, Fake Sick Days, Closing time, Weekends, and Jack Daniels. This condition is highly contagious and is usually spread during lunch meetings.

"Why is Holly sitting there drooling on herself?" "I think she caught the Work Apnea last night!"

Work Apnea by Confuscious of English January 18, 2009

Sleep Apnea 

When your breathing goes batshit insane when you sleep, causing you to wake up multiple times. Sometimes the patient stops breathing for extended periods of time, which can be fairly dangerous, seeing as you kinda need air.

Zzzz... Zzzz... Zzkjshfjkafasr I'M AWAKE OH GOD! Sleep apnea sucks.

Sleep Apnea by Haizhenberg July 29, 2012

Poop Apnea 

Poop Apnea is a bowel movement disorder characterized by abnormal pauses in breathing during a bowel movement which can last up to 30 seconds. They are presumably due to the act of pushing to assist the bowels. Sometimes the apnea, or pause in breathing, is accompanied by a grunting sound, but the most common indication of poop apnea is the loud exhale and subsequent (also loud) inhaling during or after the bowel movement.

This person in the stall next to me needs to have their poop apnea checked out. I find myself listening for them to inhale again and wondering is this the day they stop breathing and I have to call 911.

Poop Apnea by lemmiewinks September 26, 2012

cat apnea 

Cat apnea is a common disorder in which the sufferer experiences one or more (usually more) pauses in sleep due to the sufferer's bed being covered in cats. Pauses can last from a few seconds to minutes at a time. Sufferers may find that despite having a full night's sleep, they wake up consistently tired.

"Dude, I can barely stay awake today. My cat apnea is killing me."

cat apnea by rhondaperky May 16, 2015

sleep apnea 

A condition where the airway collapses and patient stops breathing in their sleep, this can be caused by enlarged tonsils, adnoids, uvula and soft pallet. Often associated with snoring and excessive daytime sleepiness. Most common form of treatment for sleep apnea is CPAP (continous positive airway pressure) which forces air into the airway and keeps the airway from collapsing. This eliminates snoring and apnea.

I think i have sleep apnea.
why?
I constantly snore and wake up during the night, i stay tired during the day.

sleep apnea by sleep tech December 10, 2008

fap apnea 

The inability to fall asleep without masturbating.

Evan: Dude, I just couldn't fall asleep last night.
Bryan: Did you try masturbating?
Evan: No......

(Next Day)

Evan: It worked! I slept like a rock!
Bryan: Yeah, you just have fap apnea.

fap apnea by Nik-uh-ris M. August 2, 2011