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Appletoe

"oh my god it's appletoe he is so cool"
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Appleton

An opulent city in Wisconsin north of Lake Winnebago. Commonly referred to by locals as "The Paris of the West".
Dan - "My dream is to one day move to Appleton."
Sam - "Ah yes Appleton, the Paris of the west!"
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Appleton Tower

Appleton Tower is the ultimate place to shag for an Edinburgh Uni student. Not only does it have showers to use after, but it also has many discrete rooms to use to fuck your academic counterparts. However, some shaggers prefer the middle of the basement corridor, allowing it to fantastically go viral and give bored uni students something to laugh about.
'I have a tutorial in Appleton Tower tomorrow, i'm probably going to get chlamydia'
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appleteeny

Term used to describe the penis size of Apple computer users... teeny.
Margaret refused sex with all Mac users due to the prevalence of appleteeny.
by -hef- November 10, 2009
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Appleton

Appleton is a small ass yuppie suburb located in north-eastern Wisconsin; Yet, it is home to some notable people, festivals, and moments in history.

Appleton natives include some fucked up people, such as Harry Houdini, Joseph McCarthy, and The John Birch Society. Willem Dafoe also hails from Appleton.

Appleton happens to host the longest Flag Day Parade and the largest annual ska concert in the Midwest - "SKAppleton".

As for moments in history, Appleton's Valley Fair Shopping Center (now almost completely demolished) was one of the first enclosed shopping malls in the United States. Appleton was also the first city in Wisconsin to have a telephone and the first city outside of the East Coast to have incandescent light.
"Some exotic background, from Appleton, Wisconsin. That's as American as Appleton pie."
by a.i.k. October 14, 2008
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applethetic

having or showing little or no emotion towards Apple's business practices and product line
I used to hate Apple, now I'm kinda applethetic
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Applete

A devout supporter of the technology corporation Apple.
"Jane just sold her kidney to buy a Mac Pro and dual 30 inch screens..."

"I know dude, she's training to become a pro Applete."
by P@tr1cK August 10, 2007
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